Me....I love to wrestle with the dichotomy of who I am and who I want to be, and my neighbor's alligator, Sal. I am....giddy with my own sarcasm and wit, laser like senses, unique flair for the obvious, and high entertainment value (I laugh at myself constantly) I am ......tall. Think of an awkward giraffe with excellent dancing skillz, very poor karate technique, a penchant for style and an eerie inner combination of Pee Wee Herman, James Dean and Paul Weller. A triple threat: singing, dancing, acting. Basically everything that you could hope for in another human being. EVERYTHING. My American Gladiator name would without a doubt be Full Frontal Dude-ity.
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