The jDub™ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Seriously? What the fuck do you say about yourself? I live a great life, I've been really blessed. I'm a VP for a local real estate bank, which means I've got a title that looks great on a business card. Seriously though, I lend money to real estate developers, who in turn, turn raw land into functioning residential and commercial subdivisions. It's really cool to drive through a neighborhood or strip center plaza and know that you had a hand in making it all happen. It is a lot of hard work but it's really is worth it. And the guys I work for really kick ass...they're tough but if you do your job right it's all good. And they swear like truck drivers. That's pretty cool too.Personally, I snowboard, mountain bike, golf, play on two softball teams and hopefully smoke and drink in excess while doing all of them...maybe not the mountian biking. It seems to be the by product of working hard...playing harder...We'll see what life brings...it's been good so far. And how fucking cool is this? Notice I'm 0% Superman because he's gay. Emphasis on the genius part...Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 90% Green Lantern 80% The Flash 70% Hulk 65% Spider-Man 50% Batman 50% Robin 27% Superman 0% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
These things just keep getting cooler...
Your results:
You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 91% Lex Luthor 78% Apocalypse 76% Magneto 66% Venom 61% Juggernaut 61% Green Goblin 61% Kingpin 58% The Joker 57% Mr. Freeze 57% Two-Face 57% Riddler 46% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...
Which Family Guy character are you?
Brian Griffin
You are very smart for your species and you have a love for the finer things in life. You like martinis and the opera, and you're an excellent singer. Your impersonation of a barber shop quartet is amazing.

All good now.....A quick slideshow...

My Interests

Current Events, Politics, DENVER BRONCOS FOOTBALL, Hockey, Snowboarding, You know...basic guy shit.

I'd like to meet:

Whatever and whomever, I'm not picky and easy to please...(alright...that's a lie)

Music:

Widespread Panic baby...oh, and I guess Robert Randolph kicks a TON O' ASS. And Thievery Corporation is pretty cool too

Television:

Call me a dork, but I can watch the History Channel and National Geographic Channel for hours upon hours...

Books:

Pretty much all I read is non fiction, mostly about current events. I'm usually reading 2-4 books at a time...Curretly reading: Sword of the Prophet by Serge Trifkovic, The Politically Incorrent Guide to Islam and the Crusades by Robert Spencer, While Europe Slept: How Radical Islam is Destroying the West from Within by Bruce Bower, and Taking Heat: The President, the Press, and My Years in the White House by Ari Fleischer. Just finished: Preachers of Hate: Islam and the War on America by Kenneth R. Timmerman and Anti-Americanism by Jean-Francois Revel. Both good reads.

Heroes:

My Blog

The Biggest Assholes of the 80s

I'm totally in a list mood today. So after I got done with my essay on historical pimps, naturally I sat around and thought about other cool shit. Like total beasts of the 80's. Ba...
Posted by The jDub™ on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:29:00 PST

The 5 Pimpingist Historical Figures

Philosopher of rap Ice-T once reflected that "Pimpin' ain't easy." I have to say that through experience that I'm inclined to agree. That's why these historical men deserve special commendation f...
Posted by The jDub™ on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:08:00 PST

More Animal Porn!

At what point does the person taking the pictures realize that as funny as this is, there is probably some animal cruelty going on in not helping it out of the fence and thus facilitaing some animal r...
Posted by The jDub™ on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST

I Have A History Of Being Awesome

Why? Because I laugh at little kids hurting themselves. If you have little ones and they fall and hurt themselves, you better bet your ass that I’ll be there pointing and laughing. And if I&r...
Posted by The jDub™ on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:21:00 PST

The 5 Most Badass Popes In History

It used to be that to become pope, you had to sit pantsless in a horseshoe-shaped chair and let a couple of cardinals see if you had the goods. If you passed, they’d yell "Testiculos habet et be...
Posted by The jDub™ on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:32:00 PST

Jeff Goldblum Is A Drunk

Not so much, actually. But if you wanted to see what he’d sound like drunk now’s your chance. This is a Christmas commercial from 1999 for the Apple iMac (or iSomeshit) featuring ol&rsqu...
Posted by The jDub™ on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:11:00 PST

Soccer Ads Are Better In Europe

Maybe it’s because they don’t have a kickass sport like "real football", or maybe because soccer is their number one sport then ad companies try to make them funny (think Southwest’s...
Posted by The jDub™ on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:50:00 PST

The Awesomest Thing Youll See All Day

Ah...those wacky Canadians at it again. Way to finish the report there tough guy. ...
Posted by The jDub™ on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:35:00 PST

Rocking Out Is Dangerous

I mean, I like me a little Queen every now and then, but at some point a guy's gotta think about his health... ...
Posted by The jDub™ on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:49:00 PST

Kids' Rock!

Children's songs by artists we all know and love! ...
Posted by The jDub™ on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:11:00 PST