eyeglasses, tattoos, and a smile [what are you wearing?] |
Did I really need or want the drama? NO, absolutely not. Perhaps a slight change of pace was in order though, because I was somewhat hoping for issues and baggage to rain upon me as though I was a ci...
Posted by right a boot now, I'm thinking a boot a beer on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:41:00 PST |
jewelry, gum substitute, sex toy - duct tape rules |
There are some things in this world that I'm a complete sucker for: a sly wink, a pretty smile, the occasional fart joke, and just about any adhesive known to man. Very few items in my material shere ...
Posted by right a boot now, I'm thinking a boot a beer on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST |
lazy..... electric guano blossom |
After waking up damn near the crack of late for work, a zombie jez shambles to the light switch to help illuminate the day. POP zzsst. The bulb dies in a flash of brilliance. I'll replace the bulb la...
Posted by right a boot now, I'm thinking a boot a beer on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:43:00 PST |
[insert overused onion metaphor] or Damn, that stung my eyes! |
Chipped obsidian is sharp at a molecular level. Stories have been spun of the Aztec macuahuitl, a weapon, lined with obsidian, that could behead a horse. Now that is pretty fucking sharp!sharpIn her h...
Posted by right a boot now, I'm thinking a boot a beer on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST |
Not a dead cat yet.......... yet |
Chipotle is a rather decent restaurant for quick, tasty meals. The highlight of my Chipotle excursion was the rather kick ass hot sauce that I spread on everything I was consuming. An endorphine gene...
Posted by right a boot now, I'm thinking a boot a beer on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST |
twonk stains or (with arms raised I reply "a Jezra simply is") |
New year's eve, 2006: A bekilted Jezra is drinking alcohol at a local establishment with many friends and various merry makers. The same boring questions is asked yet again, "Are you Scottish?",not "h...
Posted by right a boot now, I'm thinking a boot a beer on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:35:00 PST |
and when I'm at the bowling alley, I'm bowling |
When I'm at the bar, there is a good chance that I'm drinking alcohol.When I'm in a grocery store, there is a good chance that I'm buying groceries.When I'm at a restaurant, there is a good chance tha...
Posted by right a boot now, I'm thinking a boot a beer on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:10:00 PST |
Oh god, the closet. |
The process of packing all of my belongings into boxes slowly unfolds amidst various distractions. Tearful memories and scraps of paper that I'll never read are tossed at random into various cardboard...
Posted by right a boot now, I'm thinking a boot a beer on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:27:00 PST |
I think I rambled a bunch about movies and crap |
What follows will, for the most part, be intangible ramblings by the jez. At some point, we may try to make a coherent paragraph but it will most likely not happen. It really depends upon which splint...
Posted by right a boot now, I'm thinking a boot a beer on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:50:00 PST |
Is this the extent of my day? yes it is. |
Through the ebb and flow perception of the static, a blink can be a slice of a moment or an unfathomable eternity. For me, the blink spanned the arrival of an old friend. When will he leave? In a day,...
Posted by right a boot now, I'm thinking a boot a beer on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:24:00 PST |
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