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Bertronic

two-trick pony and sloth.

About Me

slow. dirty. funky. shy.

My Interests

SOUL ...................................... and things that are unexpected...

I'd like to meet:

everyone. every single blimey last one of you monkeys!---------------------------------------------------- -------

Music:

shit that makes me DANCE. -----------------------------------------------------------i had this lucid day dream the other day, where i was able to create music in the air around me, just by thought, kind of like how you make pictures in your head when you are trying to visualize things..anyway..that was the shit...spontaneous music from the depths of collective consciousness that interfaces with the useless grey matter in my skull...now if i can train myself to remember these sounds, id be puttin them on records and stuff...

Movies:

recommend some to me! i can only remember recently or repeatedly watched ones:Hayao Miyazaki& studio ghibli films... City of God. Hedwig and the Angry inch. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. Donnie Darko... Beetlejuice. the Goonies!!! the Never ending story. Return to OZ. Baraka. Powaqqatsi. Fist of Legend.. ..and um homemade flicks. ive liked a lot, i cant really remember.

Television:

southpark, seinfeld, futurama, adult swim, Colbert report, Naruto, the most EXTREME animals, ifc, KTSF when i feel like i need to brush up on my native language.

Books:

i like em.

Heroes:

are for suckas

My Blog

outdoor fun.

>>with hyde, desi, daz, arik, raven, devote. ...
Posted by Bertronic on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:16:00 PST

FULL MELT this saturday!

Spoonbill got arrested at the border and will be deported..for fucking bullshit. .please read the update at the bottom. but we will still rock the fuck out of that place. ~bertFULL MELTSATURDAY, NOVEM...
Posted by Bertronic on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:39:00 PST

false profit & dl

>"jeff and giant rubber.... ducky"food for 11- $$$petroleum - $$mind expansion - $hearing some of the most incredible music and seeing smiling and dancing people all weekend....priceless. :) hope more...
Posted by Bertronic on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:27:00 PST

crispy burrito.

1. preheat your toaster oven... 300 -400 degrees will do fine.2. ever so slightly crack the foil wrapping so steam escapes.3. put in your cold burrito. 4. bake till hot. 5. take out, and carefully ope...
Posted by Bertronic on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:02:00 PST

The lonely universe

this is a recurring dream ive had for a few years.  when it comes,  it does not present itself in words,   this is a rough attempt to exhort it from that space with my unwrought en...
Posted by Bertronic on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:48:00 PST

Mozart, Mediums, Magic.

  "When I am, as it were, completely myself, my ideas flow best and most abundantly.  Whence and how they come, I know not, nor can I force them.  Those ideas that please me I reta...
Posted by Bertronic on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:28:00 PST

people suck.

i had soy ice cream for breakfast today because i got nothin. i need to go grocery shopping. shit week. my soft bike seat got stolen. my hard drive busted. 300 gigs of beats gone.  my paintings ...
Posted by Bertronic on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:20:00 PST

FULL MELT...

gonna play some spanky psychedelic electrobreaks here.. come check it. homie hyde on the flyer this time.   >...
Posted by Bertronic on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:32:00 PST

china folk...

are hustlers.. every where i go, they tryin to get some money from me. be it the fake beggars eating from the garbage can to the genuine street corner trinket seller begging me to buy something to the...
Posted by Bertronic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST