Harakiri Karaoke

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I did it because the rest of the band couldn't make it and I was drunk. Harakiri Karaoke may be all-too swiftly brushed aside as a one-man cheezy cabaret keyboard act, performing ferry-cruise style versions of punk classics. But, in truth, I am the evil genius behind The Bus Station Loonies. All their songs come from me and my organ. Without my unbridled talent and eccentric humour, those twats would never have any original songs, sell any albums, get any gigs or be mobbed by groupies. I am always available for functions, for the price of a pasty, a pint, and the bus ride home. Please.
Which pianist are you?
Art Tatum
Either you're a freak of nature or the son of God himself, nobody can fathom how you do what you do.