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Give me Jäger, or give me death!

About Me


Create your own friendquiz hereMy name is Danyelle, but all my real friends call me "Spanky". I like music, drinking, smoking, hanging out with my homies, goin' to concerts, and pretty much uh...yeah..just hangin' out...drinking Jagermeister...oh yeah and playin' poker! hehe :)

My Interests

Drawing, taking pictures, any kinda art basically....I'm also really interested in drinking...did I mention that earlier?? hehe

I'd like to meet:

Jason Lee, Kevin Smith, Johnny Knoxville...all my favorite bands..I've met a few but knot many...oh yeah and the guy that invented Jagermeister!

Music:

I like all kinds of music. Some of my favorite bands are: CKY, Nirvana, Pantera, Slipknot, System of a Down, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller Band, Shinedown, The Used, Six Feet Under, Flaw, Crowbar, Rob Zombie, Nine Inch Nails, From Zero, 35 Inch Mudder, HIM, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Alice In Chains, Skinless, GreenDay, The Offspring, The White Stripes, Superjoint Ritual, Down, Hinder, IndexCase, On a Pale Horse, Tenacious D AND Audacious P...hehehehe, Blindside, Cannibal Corpse, Facecage, All That Remains, Drowning Pool (WHEN DAVE WAS STILL ALIVE!), Seether....this list could go on forever, basically I love rock, metal, and classic rock...uhh yeah, anything but country and classical or like um what's that called....that religious stuff hahahaha.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Dazed & Confused, BioDome, Half Baked, The Boondock Saints, The Butterfly Effect, American History X, SAW (only the first one), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old one is better!), Kill Bill (both), Go, The Devil's Rejects, Friday, Jackass the movie, Strangeland (it's a classic), The Emperor's New Groove, All of the CKY movies, Haggard, The Stewie Griffin movie, The Big Lebowski, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Real Killers....again I basically like all kinds of movies, these are just the ones that pop into my head right away..haha

Television:

That 70's Show, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Roseanne, SpongeBob SquarePants, Angry Beavers, Invader Zim, Family Guy, War At Home, Yes Dear, The Simpsons, Beavis & Butthead, King of the Hill...pretty much anything but like Nip Tuck and Anime cartoons.....

Books:

I don't read much....which probably explains why I'm such a fuckin' dumbass...hahaha

Heroes:

My parents - Without them, I'd be living on the street, and I wouldn't have a car...or ya know...life, so thanks guys! hahaha I love yas My cousin Holly - Without her I wouldn't have had a lot of the experiences that I did to make me the person I am today. I love you and always will :) ALL my best friends: Holly, Timmy, Sheena, and Rhonda...you guys have all been there for me. I've needed your help at least once in my life...even though you know it's a lot more than once...haha, and you've ALWAYS helped me out. You all know how to make me feel better when I'm sad or angry at sumone else. My life wouldn't be the same if any one of you were missing from it. SO YOU CAN'T DIE, YOU FUCKIN' HEAR ME??!?! To be honest, everyone that's come into my life and gone has taught me something important, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!

My Blog

Work and What Not....

I'm on the "FIRED" list. Yay! Those of you that know me, and ya know...talk to me already know what I'm talking about..so I'm not gonna fat all over myself trying to think of ways to explain this blog...
Posted by §panky on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST

Yeah...

Fuck you all.
Posted by §panky on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

Noooooooo......

I DON'T WANNA TURN 22! Fuck you all, I'm staying 21 and that's final! Hmph! Fuck you and such :)
Posted by §panky on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:22:00 PST

Well that didn't last long.....

I FUCKING HATE APPLEONE!!!!!! The bitch that we met on our first day of the job, Amy, is a fucking skank whorebitch slut cunt! The other day (Wedensday) she came up to Tim and "Seattle" and told them ...
Posted by §panky on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST

My New Job...Well Possibly..

I may have a new job...I mean I do, but it's temp-to-hire. It's at EDS...and it's a warehouse type job. I fucking hate Cindy fucking BIG MOLE faced bitch fucking Crawford....her and her eye cream! Ev...
Posted by §panky on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:02:00 PST

H.I.M. concert.......

IF I DON'T GET TO GO....I'LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!
Posted by §panky on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:57:00 PST

Because I'm Bored...

9 lasts.last beverage: Mountain Dewlast movie seen: Pantera - 3 Vulgar Videos From Hell....if you call it a "movie" I guesslast phone call: Hollylast bubble bath: A long fucking time, I take showersl...
Posted by §panky on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:00:00 PST

HeHeHe!

I finally went to Mister Money and got some cash for some worthless movies I don't watch and got me a bottle of Jager to celebrate how much of a loser I am! Yay me! Still don't have a job though.....y...
Posted by §panky on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:45:00 PST

Jager.....

I FUCKING NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by §panky on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:16:00 PST

Stuff & Things.....

First of all.....I know that none of you really give a fuck...hahahaha I've been working on some artwork lately. I recently started an American History X painting with my friend, Tim, and we've gotten...
Posted by §panky on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST