I'm a gerbil... *duh*. But not just any ol' ordinary gerbil that you would just shove up your butt all willy nilly on a Saturday night for sh*ts and giggles... I'm the Gerbil King!...Just ask that frog dude, he knows what he's talking about. I have traversed the regions of Mr. Slave's digestive system, receiving advice from three animal spirits who have been killed while trying to escape. A Frog King, the Sparrow Prince and of course the wise Catata Fish all helped me along the way. With help from my magic helmet torch I escaped just in time, freeing the other trapped spirits. It was then that I was crowned King of the Gerbils! Since escaping Mr.Slave's ass I have been on many journeys and adventures, like this one time when I met Paris Hilton.... Bah, you don't wanna hear about that.
-the Gerbil King.
