MOTHER OF THE YEAR |
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set oftriplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in thepregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny ... Posted by Sharon on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:08:00 PST |
RESTROOM SIGNS |
RESTROOM SIGNS Friends don't letfriendstake home ugly menWomen's restroomStarboard, Dewey Beach, DE It's hard to make a comebackwhen you haven't been anywhere.Written in the dust on the back of ... Posted by Sharon on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:13:00 PST |
LIFE ISSUES |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy _______________... Posted by Sharon on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:16:00 PST |
A MOM'S JOB DESCRIPTION |
MOM - JOB DESCRIPTION This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, no one would have done it!!!! POSITION :Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Momma, MaJOB DESCRIPTION:Long term, team players n... Posted by Sharon on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:52:00 PST |
AT YOUR FINAL MOMENT |
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THE MARRIED MAN'S SCORE CARD |
The Married Man's Score Board(NOTE: a score of "0" means it was expected of him)Simple Duties------------* You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty-liners with wings: +5* But return with b... Posted by Sharon on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:27:00 PST |
TAKE MY WIFE....PLEASE |
Take My Wife, PleaseThe last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created wom... Posted by Sharon on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:58:00 PST |
THE DEMISE OF MR. TWINKLES |
THE DEMISE OF Mr. TWINKLES Well, you would want to know right off the bat...."Who is this Mr. Twinkles?" Well, I'll have to clue you in on that. You see, we live near the water and there ... Posted by Sharon on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:24:00 PST |
FOOD FOR THOUGHT |
THOUGHTS
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A TYPICAL WEEK |
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