Music:
Member Since: 4/9/2006
Band Members: Devan-guitarer/plastic cups/fan/espresso machine/monocle/pillow case(generic low thread count cotten-for pure ruffle noise)/ the Clap player - would like the ability to drive a stick shift. Devan is known for his strange grunting, raspy footing and concentration along with his ability to avoid nosebleeds. He also is known for his fantastic moobs which provide inspiration for the band and help them through hard times and rough patches.
Liv - Bassest/bass/sousaphone/marimbas/glass harmonium/spoons/electric banjo/rusty trumpet. Olivia is the group circleing runner and coffee house whore. Liv actually was born with a third toe but had it removed, the sense of loss has inspired her as well as the rest of the band to write it's first album "Touch Me Harder". Before her membership in the band, Olivia found work playing "Rita" on the hit soup opera Power Rangers. She unfortunately had to leave ubruptly when her fucking epiglotis exploded.
Steph - Basser/tamborine/didgeridoo/Screamer (wwwaca)/sticks (clappy sticks)/band snapper/whistles/ankle cracking - Steph is the emo spirit of the band as well as the anti-drug. She is the offical fast talker, self-answering, incoherent rambler. She enjoys long walks on the beach and necrophilia. Call her..."jorge". Steph has the honor of being the band's only full-blooded Native American. Steph was dealt a traumatic blow during her childhood when she discovered that she was not of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Clan, but rather the Turtle Clan of the Tuscarorans. This revelation has become a recurrant theme in Steph's lyrics
Meg (JoJo McBean) - Guitarist/Keyboardonomer/Screaching/Triangle/Drumatologist. Meg is neat
Screen Name:
HeartTKK
Influences: Drugs, spandex book covers, parents or other trusted adults, television, Oprah, The Kool-Aid Man, The songs of a siamese cat in heat, B.B. King
Sounds Like: Kittens!
Type of Label: None
