ANTI BLACKPOOL CHANTS ------ follow follow we are the preston boys follow follow we are the preston boys and if you are a blackpool fan surrender or you die we all follow the north end ----------------------------------------------------------- When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what should I be, Should I blackpool? Or PNE? Here’s what she said to me… ‘Wash your mouth my son, Go get your fathers, We’ll shoot some Blackpool scum, Shoot some Blackpool scum’, ----------------------------------------------------------- Ohh We Hate Blackpool We Hate Blackpool We Hate Blackpool We Hate Blackpool We Hate Blackpool We Hate Blackpool we are the Blackpool Haters ----------------------------------------------------------- SEA SEA SEA-SIDE SHIT SEA SEA SEA-SIDE SHIT ---------------------------------------------------------- Who's That Jumping Of The Pier Who's That Drowning In The Sea Oh Its Simon And The Boys Making All The Fuckin Noise Cause They Can't Beat The Famous PNE ----------------------------------------------------------- One man went to shit (shit), Went to shit on Blackpool (scum), One man and his baseball bat, Went to shit on Blackpool. Two men went to shit (shit), Went to shit on Blackpool (scum), Two men, one man and his baseball bat, Went to shit on Blackpool. Three men went to shit (shit), Went to shit on Blackpool (scum), Three men, two men, one man and his baseball bat, Went to shit on Blackpool….. & So On ----------------------------------------------------------- To the tune of "your mums your dad , your dads your mum" and to be sang at the lashers :Tangerine, Tangerine, your Mum is a slapper , your Dads a queen !!! ----------------------------------------------------------- if you go down to desires today you'd better close your eyes if go down to desires today you'll be in for a big surprise cause if you dare you better beware cause keighan parkers going to be there he's going to smash a window at a brothell!!! ----------------------------------------------------------- Blackpool Tower is falling down, Falling down, falling down, Blackpool Tower is falling down, Poor old Blackpool. Build it up in blue and white, Blue and white, blue and white, Build it up in blue and white, Poor old Blackpool. ----------------------------------------------------------- This old man, He told me, Owen Oyston’s got V.D. With a small school girl, And his one-inch dick, Owen Oyston’s down the nick. -----------------------------------------------------------W e had joy, We had fun, We had Blackpool on the run, But the fun didn’t last, Cos the bastards ran too fast. ----------------------------------------------------------- We hate tangerine, say we hate tangerine, We hate tangerine, say we hate tangerine. ----------------------------------------------------------- He’s sewing bags, he sewing bags, He’s sewing, Oyston’s sewing bags. He’s sewing bags, he sewing bags, He’s sewing, Oyston’s sewing bags. ----------------------------------------------------------- With a pocket of sweets and and a cheeky smile Oyston's is a fucking paedophile ----------------------------------------------------------- There's only one Owen Oyston There's only one Owen Oyston ----------------------------------------------------------- to the hokey-cokey--yer put yer rapist in, took yer rapist out he got 9 years when he got found out he were sewing bags while yer club went down thats why we like to shout oh donkey donkey lashers oh donkey donkey lashers oh donkey donkey lashers no fans, shit ground HA HA HA -----------------------------------------------------------B uild a bonfire, Build a bonfire, Put the Burnley on the top, Put the Blackpool in the middle, Then burn the fucking lot ----------------------------------------------------------- If I had the wings of a sparrow The dirty great arse of a crow I’d fly over Blackpool tomorrow And shit on the bastards below If I had the wings of a sparrow The dirty great arse of a crow I’d fly over Blackpool tomorrow And shit on the bastards below shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below (BELOW!) shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below (BELOW!) shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below (BELOW!) ----------------------------------------------------------- ur mums a dyke ur dads a queer all shitpool fans take it up the rear ----------------------------------------------------------- You can stick your Blackpool tower up yer arse You can stick your Blackpool tower up yer arse You can stick your Blackpool tower Stick your Blackpool tower Stick your Blackpool tower up yer arseyou're the scum of lancashire ----------------------------------------------------------- Thank you very much for the three points blackpool thank you very much thank you very very very much thank you very much for the three points blackpool thank you very very very very very very very very evry very very much ----------------------------------------------------------- You are a lasher an ugly lasher you're only happy on giro day your mum's out stealing your dad's drug dealing so please don't take my hubcaps away. ----------------------------------------------------------- In 69 when we went down into division three teh Blackpool fans they cried out loud that's the end of PNE Alan Ball he came, we played the game we went to fulham too, we won 1.0 and now we're back into division two we'll winn the cup, we'll win the league we'll go to europe too and while we win this game today we'll sing this song to you Preston (clap clap clap) Preston (clap clap clap) ----------------------------------------------------------- I am a Preston fan... I am Prestonian... I know what I want, I know how to get it... I want to destroy, Blackpool and sky... Cause I want to be... PNE...." -----------------------------------------------------------y our just a theme park in preston just a theme park in prestonnnnnn
---BEST HAT TRICK EVER------SUPER MICKY CONROY---PRESTON 5 BURNLEY 3 , THE DAY THE BURNLEY NET GOT FULLER FULLER & FULLER
ANTI BURNLEY CHANTS ------ There's a pub down in Burnley I use to frequent And I met Stany Ternent He asked me to play I answered him ney 'Cos we hate Burnley Bastards 'till my dying day And it's Oh-Ney-never Oh-Ney-Never no more 'Till we play the Burnley Bastards Ney-Never no more What do you think of Burnley? Shit! What do you think of shit? Burnley bastards twats and cunts fannys!!! ----------------------------------------------------------- Chim chimeree, chim chimeree, chim chim cherooo We hate those bastards in claret and blue ----------------------------------------------------------- If I had the wings of a Sparrow The dirty black arse of a crow I'd fly over Burnley tomorrow and shit on the bastards below Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below below Shit on, shit on, shit on the bastards below below ----------------------------------------------------------- Your Mums Ya Dad Your Dads Ya Mum Your Interbread Your Burnley Scum ----------------------------------------------------------- (To The Adams Family Tune) your mother is your sister your father is your brother you all f*ck eachother its a burnley family la la la la inbreads la la la inbreads la la la la la la la la la la la INBREADS!! ----------------------------------------------------------- Your off to shag your sister, Your off to shag your sister. (to Burnley) ----------------------------------------------------------- In your burnley slums In your burnley slums Your mums on the game and your Dads in the nick You can't get a job 'cos your so fucking thick In your burnley slums In your burnley slums You piss on the pavement and shit in the bath You finger your gran and you think it's a laugh In your burnley slums ----------------------------------------------------------- Always look on the turf moor for sh*ite de de dudu Always look on the turf moor for shite de de dudu -----------------------------------------------------------D ingle Bells Dingle Bells Dingles are so gay Oh what fun it is to twat a dingle everyday heh ----------------------------------------------------------- feed the dingles let them no its christmas time feed the dingles let them no its christmas time feed the dingles let them no its christmas time
ANTI CHANTS FOR OTHER RIVALS SUCH AS WIGAN, BLACKBURN & LEEDS ------ Carefree wherever you may be, Wigans got no history, Your just a rugby team, thats all you every be, But we are the famous PNE!!! ----------------------------------------------------------- f*ck off wigan f*ck off wigan f*ck off wigan ----------------------------------------------------------- In your Blackburn slums, You look in the dustbin and find something to eat, You find a dead wasp and think it's a treat, In your Blackburn slums! ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------- we all hate leeds scum we all hate leeds scum