Allright!? im from kinross in scotland. play in a band called Komodo and another band called the den collective and yet another called Jules Vernes Wet Dream. I play the synth and the guitar, but i like messing around with different things. I would quite like a sitar. Peace, may your smoketh bowl runneth over.........I am currently head designer at a top secret plimpsole factory. In my spare time i also like to make a little extra cash from painting the faces of celebrities onto sugerpuffs then selling them on to old people. The "Angela Lansbury" and "Shirley Bassey" ones are probably the most popular id tell you if you asked me. Try rockets iv sworn by them for ten years, their a reliable home made bong. Aye, quite like going out wi ma mates ther all sound apart from Squanglebreak he lets us all down. We concoct cockney chimney sweep songs. Some of the one s wev written are "im all right" and "Its a good old fashioned cockney knees up" which is sung to the tune of whats the story morning glory. Dont like oasis but its fitting. Best sang on the way into toon on the nights out. Just spent some time in Dublin where me and me mate Tamson wer treated like a couple of pacmans by a couple of irish lasses if you know what i means? Disco Biscquet, oui? Delinquent concepts reflooded into our minds. Had our kilts, got photos taken by lots of tourists, felt like cheats cos they shoulda been taking photos of the irish i think. Been to other places in europe like Holland, Germany, Poland, Austria, Hungary and the Czech Republic all tottally magic mans. Lived in Aberdeen for 7 years aswell and met many diamond mates. The 'deen though is also home to many a wank but thats the same anywhere aint it. Miss the granite city at times. Aye. I like words too. Foreign ones are funny. I like some foodstuffs. I spend too much money on fun times cos Iggy pop told me to.
I am also working on a jacket with cakes attached to it so everyone can just select a cake off the hook/trays they are displayed on.On the jacket. Twould be a good ice-breaker item in anyones wardrobe.
I would love it if they brought soda stream back, including new and improved flavours, i mean, surely in this day and age with all this technology they can get the consistency correct.
Iv just been thinking recently that i would like to do voices for cartoons and shit like that cos me ex Ellie says im good at them. I would like George Bush to fucking die also or at least for america to wake the fuck up and impeach the bastard. I mean Clinton fucking almost gets impeached for having a fumble with a busty wench, yet Bush gets to start illegal wars and kill lots of people and everyone thinks thats fucking hunky dory.
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Genius Poet.
Where You Lived: Ireland.
How You Died: The Plague.
Who Were You In a Past Life?
