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I am Dateable...

I'M SINGLE....ON THE WEEKENDS

About Me

P.H.D. Quantum Mechanics, Ex-Mission Specialist KGB, Vice President of the AAO (American Anarchist Organization) Former World Record Holder-Endurance Pogo-sticking, Executive Financial Adivisor ENRON, United Nations Extra-terrestrial Attack First Responder, Dubbed "Sir Jordan Pier" by her Majesty the Queen of Lichtenstein, Member of Switzerland's High Order of the Red Goat, Dubbed "the man with the plan" by Former President "Zombie" Reagan, Bachelors Degree from Cambridge University in the Janitorial Arts, Masters in Musical Performance and Sitar from Eastman School of Music, and such......I PLAY GUITAR TOO!!!
Favorites
Band? Queen or relient k
TV show? family guy
School subject? Gym
Teacher? Mr.Hill
Movie? Braveheart
Song? down in flames
Book?
Food? Chicken
Shoe size? 11 1/2
Website? Myspace, duh!
Video Game? guitar hero or starwars battlefront 2
Holiday? thanksgiving
Store? thrift stores
Article of Clothing? as long as you look good
Shoes? sandles and air walks
World Leader? tony blaire
Political Party? republican
Religion? lutheran
Comidean? Dane Cook
Actor? Mel Gibson
Actress? Audrey Hepburn
Way to listen to music? mp3 player, car, etc... stereo and mp3 player
Kind of Pie? cherry
Kind of Cake? ice cream
Kind of Cookie? oatmeal
Grade in school, like 1st, 2nd, etc... sophmore
NFL football team? titans
Way to communicate? phone, AIM, letters, etc... all
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My Interests

GUITAR.... BASS AND ACOUSTIC. I PLAY ALITTLE BIT OF THE DRUMS TOO. I ALSO LOVE MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING THAT FROSTS MY FLAKES IS JUST GRAVY. Image Pimped@MySpace
[Marital Status] SINGLE
[Shoe size] 11 1/2
[Parents still together] YES
[Siblings] 3
[Pets] 3
FAVORITES
[Color] GREEN/BLACK
[Number] 74
[Animal] SQUIRREL
[Drinks] WATER
[Soda] WHAT IS SODA?
[Book]
[Flower] ROSES
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] NO
[Twirl your hair?] NO
[Have tattoos?] NO
[Have Piercings?] NO
[Cheat on tests/homework?] NO
[Drink/Smoke?] NO
[Like roller coasters?] LIKE IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT!!!!!!!!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] YES
[Want more piercings?] NO
[Like cleaning?] WHO DOES?
[Write in cursive or print?] PRINT
[Own a web cam?] NO
[Know how to drive?] YES/NO
[Own a cell phone?] NO
[Ever get off the damn computer?] YES
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] YES
[Considered a life of crime?] YES
[Considered being a hooker?] YES
[Lied to someone?] YEAH
[Been in love?] YES
[Made out with JUST a friend?] YES
[Been in lust?] NO
[Used someone] NO
[Been used?] NO
[Been cheated on?] NO
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] YES
[Stolen anything?] YES
[Held a gun] YES
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] CHAPS
[Current mood]
[Current taste] MINTY
[What you currently smell like] OLD SPICE: AQUA REEF
[Current hair] BROWN AND MESSY
[Current thing I ought to be doing] YOUR MOM
[Current cd in stereo] ANATOMY OF TONGUE IN CHEEK
[Last book you read]
[Last movie you saw] SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
[Last thing you ate] FRENCH FRIES
[Last person you talked to on the phone] JOEL HANSON
[Do drugs?] NO
[Believe there is life on other planets?] YES
Remember your first love?] YES
[Still love him/her?] NO
[Read the newspaper?] YES
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] YES
[Believe in miracles?] YES
[Do well in school?] YES
[Wear hats] OF COURSE
[Hate yourself?] NO
[Have an obsession?] YES
[Collect anything?] MOVIES
[Have a best friend?] YES
[Close friends?] YES
[Like your handwriting?] ITS ALRIGHT
[Care about looks] IT PLAYS A BIG PART
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] DANIELLE ASHMAN
[First kiss] STEPHANIE ZERA-LIENHARDT
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] NO
[Do you believe in "the one?"] OF COURSE
[Are you a tease?] NO
[Too shy to make the first move?] NO
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] YEAH
[Bitch/Asshole] NONE
[sarcastic] NOoooOOooooOOoo.....
[Angel] YES
[Devil] IN THE BED
[Shy] NOT REALLY
[Talkative] ONLY WHEN IMPORTANT

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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

rock......some rap is good...its only good for dancing...relient k is awesome...queen is good...queens of the stone age...classical rock is really good....and of course my favorite band is probably THE BEATLES!!!!

Movies:

ALL OF'EM.......A BIG EXCEPTION TO ULTRAVIOLET!!!!!!!!! I WOULD RATHER CUT MY FINGERS OFF WITH A SWEET'N'LOW PACKET THAN SEE IT AGAIN!!!

Television:

FAMILY GUY ROCKS...SIMPSONS IS GREAT KING OF THE HILL IS SWEET...SOUTH PARK, FUTURAMA...CALL 2 GREATNESS....THE O.C.

Books:

ANYTHING ABOUT MYTHOLOGY

Heroes:

SUPERMAN OBVIOUSLY.....JESUS, RELIENT K