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jacob

putting the hit in shit

About Me

Alow, i'm Jacob. I tis a really easy going person and have a unique personality that alot don't like but alot find appealing aswell. I don't consider myself like most of you, i live for different reasons and I don't have to entertain myself in ways alot of you do. I'm open to anybody and am willing to chat to anyone not matter what, even tramps, some can hold better convosations than college folk. I try to live like theres no tomorrow and like to push my body to it's limits, and would like to try most things within reason atleast once.(Have sky-dived 10,000ft! and scuba dived an held a real octopus whilst it squirted ink at me!) I can be immature aswell as mature. I treat everybody (first off) how I would like to be treated, so why can't others? Sometimes I can hold grudges and i don't foget things easily, good things aswell ;) I enjoy helping others and making others feal priviledged. I'm not a liar, but i can beat around the truth. I may have ADHD which i'm not surprised at all in the slightest. The litilist things amuse me, and i like to amuse others and make others have a good time. I spend most of my money from being a cleaner/lifeguard on concerts and gigs such as russell brand, mcfly and reading festival 06,07! I like to take the piss, and i enjoy seeing people hurt themselves, more so if they find it amusing as well. Nudity is funny. I can tell racist jokes but i'm not racist in the slightest. I study media, sport and drama A'levels, cus' when i'm a grown man i I wana b a stuntman and go to stunt-school in london. I would like ta live till i'm 100. I am very close to my family, much more than firends, blood is thinker than water. I try not to bitch and be honest to YOUR FACE! (lee) I'm a very very strict vegetarian, i would go vegan but i think i would have serious heath problems. I absolutly dispise the sounds of hair-dryers and vacumes. I am shite @ being on "tha pull" I don't have a best-friend and i seem to get messed about by girls alot. My sister and i would say i'm say i'm respectable, adventurous, out-going, unique, funny, intelligent, approcahable, self-motivated, daring, accepting, charismatic, flirty, caring, energetic, amusing, childish, vain, too sensitive, annoying and sometimes jelous. Live for the right reasons. Message moi if ya wana, i'll message bk :)Myspace Graphics
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What’s Your Mental Age?

MY RESULT: Child


You’re all about energy, fun, and not really caring or even thinking about the future. Basically, you’re seven years old.
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Rocker, Mosher


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Goth


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Trendy


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Prepy


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Emo


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Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


5%
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What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)

You have a very hard time focusing, and you find it difficult to stay on task without your mind wandering. You probably zone in and out of conversations and tend to miss out on directions because you cannot focus


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OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
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The Pretty-Boi Dyke


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The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke


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The Bohemian Dyke


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The Femme Fatale


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The Little-Boy Dyke


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The Student Dyke


25%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke


20%

The Granola Dyke


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The Stud


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My Interests

I'm really into parkour. I like watching skating and bmxing but only watching, i've skied since about 6, i trampoline alot, came 3rd out of all british colleges, twas the nationals ;), umm, socialising, drama, performing, eating terrys chocolate orange, wathing LOST, embaressing people, talking to tramps lol, eating chewits, listening to cilit bang remix, we will invent the lean mean fat reducing grilling machine remix ! with or without the help of george froman :(, being vegetarian and a hippie at heart, taking the piss, not getting drunk but tipsy, going to gigs and college partys :p, cant think of anything else at the mo

I'd like to meet:

God, i'd ask him y a caring god can let so much bad happen?, scarlett johanson, she's fiiiiiiiiiine, keira Knightly also fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, pete dohety, dead realives, and bob marley.

Music:

PLAN B, HADOUKEN! The acadamy is..., PANIC! @ THE DISCO, red hot chilli's, shoot the moon!, artic monkeys, basment jaxx, outkast, blink 182, green day, taking back sunday but only one song, bowling for soup, all american rejects, eminem, the bravery, christina ag, DISNEY SOUNDTRACKS ! spec lion king and jungle book, foo fighters, jack johnson, muse, we are scientists, yellowcard, some of will young lol, zutons, willy manson, black eyed peas, scissor sisters, kings of leon, run d.m.c, razorlight, michael jackson, prodigy, offspring, M.C.R, F.F.A.F, MARRON 5, LINKIN PARK, OOPS CAPS R ON, maximo park, kt tuntstall, bored now!, kooks, keane, kanye west, the killers, jamie cullum, and a gooden ta finish on fall out boy, lol, just joking, marilyn manson

Movies:

wedding crashers, top gun, war of the worlds, king kong, districk 13, 187, the one with samuel l. jackon where he's a superhe...unbreakable, my little pony the movie lol, unbreakable, lee evans live, (seen him live) blue planet and life of mammals, hmmm, i like horrors, saw 1,2,3, into the blue, anything funny but not american pie it sucks, well 3 did, havn't seen the others, ice age, probs 2, wana see the ringer, coach carter, spiderman 1 and 2, jackass the movie, billy conelly, DISNEY !, mainly aladdin, lion king and jungle book, did like tarzan, finding nemo and incredibles, i have a rucksack of them :p

Television:

LOST, tis amazing, hmmm, mtv, spongebob sqaurepants though he is liked 2 much now, my name is earl, the office, extreme sports channel, sorry if u dnt have sky :(, ready steady cook *laughs* takeshi's castle the most amazing game show ever, game shows, music channels, not soaps ffs

Books:

I dont read that much but i was reading the hobbit cartoon version in a comic book :d then i was bought life of mammals, but i never got round to reading it, and started reading between a rock a hard place which was ok, oh my dad bought me a book all about poo lol called Merde! I'll read crap that doesn't educate but entertain more than the other way round.

Heroes:

Napolean Dymanite lol, Idiot ! Tina come get some dinner you fat lard ! haha, it makes no sense !, ummm, my family i look up too. I've liked michael jackson for a long time, Antony Kiedies (R.H.C.P), pete doherty the mental case David belle and Cyril Raffaeli, abosolutly mazing. Not UrbanFreeflow, you guys are sell-outs. Bob Geldof