I'M A CALIFORNIAN, THAT MEANS... 1.I'm mexican 2.Our chicks & dudes are WAY hotter than yours 3.I say "like" and "for sure" ((fo sho!)) and "right on" and "dude" "hecka" and "totally" and "peace out" and "hella" and I say them often ((hella and hecka only apply to those north of the grapevine. NO HELLA in SoCal)) 4.I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like 5.All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is 6.I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear 7.I can wear sandals all year long 8.I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" 9.I know 65 mph really means 80 10.When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way 11.The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) 12.My governor can kick your governor's ass 13. I go out at midnight 14.You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code 15.We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll" No cop no stop baby! (That's Right !!!) 16.I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day 17.All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here 18.We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them) 19.I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better than you 20.The best athletes come from here Ha suckers!!!
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