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Maria

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About Me

I If your a sleeze ball guy just stop. dont message me! im not interested in annoying ass people that i dont even know!!! On with bussiness. Im pretty much the shit! This a short random description... I CANT STOP EATING! I Have messy hair, I am addicted to shoes, sneakers, Lingerie . I always dance out of control. If Disco was still alive I would be a Disco Queen. I really enjoy drinking champagne. My spelling has gotten pretty bad over the past few years so I tend to destroy Many words,but im working on it as we speak. My guilty pleasure is breaking champagne glasses. I love the word "enough" and the term "ive had it" (spoken very dramaticlly of course). I annoy easily but am easily entertained. I wish I could wear my 2 favorite items all the time, which are heels and a wisconsin badger sweatshirt. On wisconsin! I reallllly love sleeping. A perfect day consists of waking up to no alarm, eating, then back to cuddling in my bed, more eating, going to the movies, getting dairyqueen then back to bed. I like working too. Did I mention that I am a Gemini? Missallfun@itagain!..

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My Interests

Dancing, new dining experiences, sox games, games in general really, traveling by myself, naps, laying out, cooking, eating, watching football, reading celeb trash mags, fashion, drinking Jalepeno margariitas, Interiors, going to movies, custard from wisconsin. Anything ghetto tends to keep me intrigued. weird stuff too

I'd like to meet:

smart people, hood people, those well traveled, people who like eating and cooking, interesting people, people with nice sneaker collections and a few trainwrecks to keep things interesting

Music:

80s, disco, hip hop, oldies, electro, salsa, House, rock en espanol, and of course Prince, a good wholesome mix

Movies:

Amelie, la vita e bella, godfather, swingers, amores perros, motorcycle diaries, Office space, The sound of Music, Kids, house of sand and fog, boys in the hood, Youve got mail(terrible I know) the life aquatic,waiting for guffman, best in show, Scarface bitches!

Television:

Food Network, discovery channel, HGTV, MTV, E

Books:

Fried butter.

Heroes:

you have to love the kind souls who give you money. thanks mom and dad.