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Snaggletooth

EVERYTHING LOUDER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE

About Me

My name is paul, im 25 and single from edgbaston in birmingham uk. i'm fairly easy going and likes to have fun fun fun and enjoys being perceived as a little unpredictable and "weird".

I work with vulnerable adults as a support worker helping their day to day life. i have had many many other jobs, i have taught english in poland and i have managed bars and club, i have worked as a male escort and i have stood behind a till making the crap beep noise. I have no idea what i want to do as a career but most interesting people dont. i always have a new idea of what to do or something to do nearly every other week and its always going to be the best thing ever.

I like to play the guitar, i have a cherry red Gibson SG and a Natural Fender telecoustic and fantasize that im going to be the new lead guitarist of the the band whos song i happen to be playing at that time - of course its not going to happen but fantasies are just that.

I love making new friends and chatting with old ones. i think im pretty cool - i dont really conform to anything, i break rules and make my own, i do my own thing and believe in fair treatment, i do pretty much what i want as long as no one gets hurt in anyway. i mostly get what i want but not from being spoilt - its from determination, i think its better to lead rather than follow. I hate being forced to do things, if i choose to do anything i do it well and cos i want to. i hate the notion of trends and feeling like you need to belong - i hate the group mentality of mob rules. i love challenges and love knocking down boundaries. i cant abide petiness and i am a frank and honest person, a bitch, a cunt and a lovely person once you get to know me - if i allow you to. I would prefer that people who want to be my friend actually talk with me. i dont like popularity contests - i always seem to loose them.

I am doing what i call my "in music shop phase" at the moment where i go in to a store and look at the cd's and think "...... who do i like??????" so i promise you, im not boring, just blonde (who dyes) who's head runs a mile when it needs to work.

I went to manchester metropolitan university (in alsager, stoke on trent????) and officially studied english and drama but really went for the lifestyle. my typical uni day consisted of waking up (if lucky) getting food, getting drunk, getting stoned with various drugs and getting laid.

i am a dad of 2 kids - a 4 yr old boy and a 2 yr old girl.

i believe in god - his name is Ozzy and i also believe in the demi-god - whose name is lemmy.

i have many talents - i can get rid of a double cheeseburger in 3 bites if i have to. i can fit my whole fist in my mouth, i have a naturally forked tongue, i have hobbit feet apparantly and i can - on a good night put away around 23 pints of alcoholic beverages

I have 5 tattoos and i want more - just finding the cash to do so.

when i think of more things to say i will post it.

thanks for reading.

oh yeah if your profile is set to private dont bother asking me to be your friend - whats the point if i cant see who you are???????? your probably under 16 anyway in which case NO

My Interests

cat be arsed to re write them in. there is more of me on facebook - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603410653

I'd like to meet:

the person who fucked up my profile

Music:

hard loud and fast. but not limited to

Movies:

HMMMMMMM:

i dont got to the cinema much as i find it a little restrictive - i prefer to watch films and dvds at home in comfort

my type of film is horror, gore, suspense, comedy, thriller, slapstick

i like things like white chicks, ong bak, nightmare on elm street, house of 1000 corpses, bowling for columbine, american beauty and more

Television:

I dont really watch much tv but i do watch eastenders for the comedy factor and i like the reality programmes like x factor, idol and big brother.

i tend to use the tv as a moving wallpaper to whatever im doing at the time. i dont really spend much time watching the tv unless its to watch a dvd but i can always play those on the pc

Books:

im a really slow reader so i dont tend to remember the books i have read but i read things like bios and factual books. Music books and edgy, funny and tense books thrill me to bits

i have just finished reading the iron maiden biography and am now moving on to the aerosmith one - which i have read before but its so long i cant remember what happens!!!


Heroes:

Heroes - hmmmmmm

gotta be Ozzy. fellow birmingham man, born with fuck all and made so much. and he's piss funny too

richard branson - probably the only multi millionaire who knows how to have real extravagant fun

debbie harry but thats just because she has been top of my "wish to fuck list for ages"

My Blog

deathmine strikes again

      deathmine is the new name i have given our lovely landlord.today i recieved a letter from the courts telling me that the nice and fair bitch landlord has applied for an ...
Posted by Snaggletooth on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:48:00 PST

The Fields. The fields.

yes ren and i have returned from our weekend break to holland for the dutch music festival Fields Of Rock. our flight is very early saturday morning so we travel to stansted for friday and meet up wi...
Posted by Snaggletooth on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:03:00 PST

Annoyed

this is a strange blogits a blog that is possibly going to get some disgust - possibly some agreement , either way i couldnt carei need to say it as i have been stewing over it for a while now.its abo...
Posted by Snaggletooth on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:07:00 PST

mixed bag

  Well it seems like its been a while since I last did some bloggage. Dunno why  just lazy I suppose.   So like the title suggests this is a mixed bag of bloggage news. Lets start with s...
Posted by Snaggletooth on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:25:00 PST

fields of rock!!!!

So....on friday i got thinking about gigs that me and rne are going to.i wanted to go to a festival so i started looking at some out of curiosity - a while back i had made plans to go to graspop festi...
Posted by Snaggletooth on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:38:00 PST

The Genious of Eddie

So recently after getting the reccomendation about 3 years ago i downloaded eddie murphy's stand up shows delierious and raw.FUNNY AS FUCK. i was really surprised cos i dont like eddie murphy's films ...
Posted by Snaggletooth on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:03:00 PST

Brainfart

i went to see the deathstars yesterday  they are kinda heavy electronica metal - went with ren and thought they were good, it was at the academy 2 in the actual acedmy and the sound was shit - it...
Posted by Snaggletooth on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:48:00 PST

Another typical blog!!!!!!!!!

So justin hawkins of the darkness fame lost out on his "dream" to be entered for eurovision!! cant seriously imagine that he thought it would have been a wise career move, i mean just who has done wel...
Posted by Snaggletooth on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:39:00 PST

first day at work

went to work at 10 only to be told that the woman wasnt in to induct me so i'll have to come back later.get a call back saying oh the woman still aint back but i have got you someone to shadow for a w...
Posted by Snaggletooth on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:16:00 PST

working 9 - 5

what a way to make a livin.yes thats right folksmy police record check came back to me yesterday and work recieved their copy today. i got a phone call telling me my start date is wednesday 28th at 10...
Posted by Snaggletooth on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:26:00 PST