Jack |
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple ofaspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next...
Posted by Andrea on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:25:00 PST |
Little Ralphy |
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and youshoot one of them, how many will be left?"She calls on little Ralphy.He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first ...
Posted by Andrea on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST |
Some things you just can't explain...... |
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered.A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"The farmer shook his head and rep...
Posted by Andrea on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:21:00 PST |
