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Yo Mama

I LOVE YOU!!! But not THAT much.

About Me

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Hey people, welcome to my page! First things first, The 2007 Curves 4 A Cause Calendar is done and ready for purchase. Proceeds go to fight domestic abuse! Do something that'll make your heart happy....Go to our store and grab one!
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I'm still learning about myself. I continue to surprise, embarrass, humor, and terrify myself on a daily basis. For the first time ever I actually have enemies... and I gotta say... I LOVE IT. There's something very humbling about realizing that not EVERYONE likes you... and that it's okay...
Other than learning shit about myself, I dont do much. I work, I party, I love, I dance, I sing, I hug, I kiss. I take care of the people I love and that love me.
I am surrounded by creative, talented, beautiful, FANTASTIC people that put up with my crazy ass, and accept me with all my faults. I am a lucky, lucky girl.

My Interests



My friends and family are my heart and soul.... They keep me sane, happy and humble.... I love y'all bitches!!!!
other than that.. there's...... singing, dancing, reading, loving, hugging, kissing, smiling, giggling, laughing hysterically, playing twister, motorcycles, MEN on motorcycles... talking to people I don't know... Oh and did I mention dancing?

I'd like to meet:


whoever drew this picture......

Also...I'd like to meet anybody else that thought life was going to be easy. I want to meet people that make this love shit seem so simple. I want to meet anyone who is as confused by life as I am. I want to meet people that will do damn near anything for a good laugh. I want to meet God (I've got some questions). I want to meet my future ex husband and tell him to run like hell..... I want to meet other people that are TOTALLY amused with themselves....Oh... and I'd also like to meet you!
and I STILL wanna meet him

Music:

Perfection......

Aretha Franklin, George Clinton/Parlaiment Funkadelic, Beastie Boys, Otis Redding, Etta James, Chaka Kahn (that bitch can sing), Donna Summer, Marvin Gaye,Cee-Lo, Goodie Mob, Miles Davis, Etta James, Led Zeppelin, India Arie, Bob Marley, B.B. King, Nina Simone, PRINCE (he's a fucking pimp), Muddy Waters, Lenny Kravitz, Susan Tedeschi, Black Crowes, Metallica, Journey, Rage Against the Machine (let's take a moment of silence), I recently discovered Skeleton Key, ****check out Black Wax Machine on Myspace, it's my sweetie's project and he is EXTREMELY talented... *** , From Autumn to Ashes, Glassjaw, Headautomatica, John Legend, Ray LaMontagne, plus the ONLY cover type band I'd EVER mention is called LC Rocks, I know I'll catch shit for that, but fuck it, anyone that has a problem with it can suck it. PLUS, I live in AUSTIN (coverband hell), they have one of the BEST drummers I've ever heard, and they're fun... .... Check this band out too... they're local....
other than that..... I like whatever makes my ass shake, or makes me wanna sing.......

Movies:


The Color Purple, Ordinary People, The Untouchables, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Gone With the Wind, The Wizard of Oz, View Askew shit, Any Wayan Bros movie, All three Friday's, The entire Lord of the Rings series, Robert Rodriguez shit, Quentin Tarentino shit, too much other stuff to name oh! and ofcourse.....

Television:


I watch a SHIT load of tv... goddamn cable!!!!! Right now, OFCOURSE I'm addicted to the Boondocks......DAMN that shit is FUNNY!!!
The Daily Show and the Colbert Report ...thanks to certain people, really almost anything on Comedy Central, Deadwood, Adult Swim, IFC, HGTV....(*blush*), um.... what else???? any other shit that happens to be on at 3 in the morning.

Books:

My Soul Has Grown Deep, Early Stephen King, All William Shakespeare, Any Toni Morrison, Autobiography of an Ex Colored Man, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Slaughterhouse Five

Heroes:


My Blog

well played 'ol girl...

You're a smart one.  I'll give you that.  I've always given you that.  You know how to get done what you need to get done without getting your hands dirty.  It's an interesting app...
Posted by Yo Mama on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:55:00 PST

Blues

I wanna sing the blues. As long as I have you, I'll never be at a loss for lyrics.
Posted by Yo Mama on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

Stupid girl

You with your misguided dreams Your silly thoughts and fake optimism You with your bleeding heart Broken and mended by faceless men You with your inability to trust But incessant begging for love and ...
Posted by Yo Mama on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:55:00 PST

People are funny.....

I'm always amused at my capacity for bullshit.  I really put up with alot of shit from the people I love.... Things that I technically shouldn't really have to fucking deal with.  Yet I...
Posted by Yo Mama on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:41:00 PST

what I have...

So I was talking to someone today, complaining about all the things I want, but don't have....you know; more money, new car, bigger apartment, smaller nose... blah blah blah...  And that person s...
Posted by Yo Mama on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

Curves 4 A Cause

Hello all, Well, the calendar is FINALLY done.  And what can I say.... it's AWESOME.  Have I said how incredibly TALENTED my honey pie is???  Well, he is! I know we're a little late, bu...
Posted by Yo Mama on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:17:00 PST

Funny thing about love....

It's not easy.  Love is NOT easy.  On ANY level. And it really irritates me. Whether its letting someone love you, or loving someone else.  It's really fucking difficult ...
Posted by Yo Mama on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

steamrollers.....

So, while I'm in the mood to bitch.  Here's something ELSE that bugs me.... Steamrollers.  What, you may ask, is a steamroller?  It's a person that steamrolls over you in conversation.&...
Posted by Yo Mama on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:04:00 PST

You know what's funny?

People..... SO.... I was watching a band recently (I won't bother you with the name), and this band wasn't bad... I mean it was typical 'souful/pop/funky' bullshit stuff that you hear alot aroun...
Posted by Yo Mama on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:48:00 PST

Fucking safeplace....

I'm just saying...that some people don't appreciate it when you trying to help THEY ass out.  So.... some of you know that I'm in the process of  putting out a calendar (I know its a little ...
Posted by Yo Mama on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:54:00 PST