Alex Hitchens [single]

Hello.
My name is Alex Hitchens, but most people know me by Hitch.
I keep my business very secret so don't even ask because there is a 99.9% chance you will be ignored. I can tell you that I work with men.
I live in New York City and plan to stay in New York City.
I have a beautiful apartment, business is great, i'm set.
Basic principles:
No woman wakes up saying:
"God, I hope I don't get
swept off my feet today."
Now, she might say,
"This is a really bad time for me."
Or something like, "I just need some space."
Or my personal favorite:
"I'm really into my career right now."
You believe that? Neither does she.
You know why?
Because she's lying to you, that's why.
You understand me? Lying.
It's not a bad time for her.
She doesn't need any space.
She may be into her career...
but what she's really saying is,
"Get away from me now."
Or possibly, "Try harder, stupid."
Well, which one is it?
Of course she'll lie to you.
She's a nice person,
she doesn't wanna hurt your feelings.
What else is she gonna say?
She doesn't even know you.
Yet.
Luckily, the fact is
that just like the rest of us...
even a beautiful woman doesn't know
what she wants until she sees it.
And that's where I come in.
My job is to open her eyes.
Basic principles: No matter what,
no matter when, no matter who...
any man has a chance
to sweep any woman off her feet.
Just needs the right broom.
You cannot use what you do not have.
So if you're shy, be shy.
If you're outgoing, be outgoing.
She may not want the whole truth,
but she does want the real you.
She may not want to see it all at once,
but she does want to see it.
So tonight, when you're wondering what
to say, how you look, or if she likes you...
just remember, she is already out with you.
That means she said yes
when she could have said no.
That means she made a plan
when she could have just blown you off.
So that means it is no longer your job
to try to make her like you.
It is your job not to mess it up.
But what I can tell you,
is that it happens in the blink of an eye.
One moment, you're enjoying your life.
And the next, you're wondering
how you ever lived without them.
Three dates is all I need.
Three dates, and I'll get you here,
to the high-stakes medal round...
where eight out of ten women
believe that the first kiss...
will tell them everything they need to know
about the relationship.
After that, you're on your own.
But always remember...
life is not the amount of breaths you take.
It's the moments that take your breath away.
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
If you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love.
If you must steal, steal away from bad company.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
and if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.