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Miss Jane America

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

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BEFORE REQUESTING TO BE MY FRIEND, READ THIS:
Please do NOT friend request me if you are only interested in my big feet.. er, strong foundation. Why do I attract so many short guys with foot fetishes? Sorry boys, you may only worship my shoes if yours are larger!
Also, if you are only looking for another busty girl to add to your collection of hoochie mama friends, keep moving. I'm NOT interested in the company of hot pants and sexy sparkle graphics.

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I am the type of person who is tired of explaining myself in boxes like this. I don't fit in HERE. I am a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner.

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.” Dr. Seuss

My Interests

Desktop publishing, clothing design, travel, concerts, dancing, karaoke.
"The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page." -St. Augustine

I'd like to meet:


I wanna meet Steve Buscemi. And David Letterman. I like all people of the authentic and sincere variety. I like talking to those who are spunky and saucy, I don't like talking to those who are profane. I like tall people.
I love tall people.
Tall people rock. Check out www.tall.org/clubs/or/portland or my (soon to be) fabulous MySpace group PortlandSkylinersTallClub .
Your Karaoke Theme Song is "I'm Too Sexy"
You're a total goof ball and a bit of a nut job. You don't take yourself seriously at all. And while you may not be the greatest singer, you're the first to volunteer for karaoke.

You have a wild and unpredictable sense of humor that always gets people cracking up. Irreverent and rebellious, your humor knows no bounds or limits. You enjoy shocking people.

You might also sing: "Like a Virgin," "Ice Ice Baby," and "Hey Ya!"

Stay away from people who sing: "Sweet Home Alabama" What's Your Karaoke Theme Song?

Music:



Movies:

Joe Vs. The Volcano, Memento, Fargo, The Princess Bride, Better Off Dead, The Jerk, Pirates of the Caribbean, Zoolander, Spinal Tap, Wayne's World, Encino Man, Far Away So Close, Election, The Usual Suspects, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Tank Girl, A Room With a View, Labyrinth, Pulp Fiction, Immortal Beloved, The Hudsucker Proxy, Napeoleon Dynamite, The Shawshank Redemption, Million Dollar Baby, Casablanca, Strictly Ballroom, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Lawrence of Arabia, Fight Club, Monty Python, The Shining, The Big Lebowski, Rosemary's Baby, Planet of the Apes, Swingers, Raising Arizona, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

CSI, The Office, Ugly Betty, Smallville, Saturday Night Live, David Letterman, Pushing Daisies

Books:

The Bible, Krakatoa: The Day the Earth Exploded, Mr. Bean's Diary, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Bad Girl's Guide to the Open Road, The Lord of the Rings, The Field Guide to North American Males, The Screwtape Letters, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, Fun With Dick and Jane, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Heroes:

Jesus, The Apostle Paul, Joan of Arc, and Anna Nicole Smith.

Every queen named Jane has either been murdered, imprisoned, gone mad, died young, or been dethroned.

My Blog

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I got a little souvenir at a place called House of Ink in Venice Beach. I haven't decided what to write in the banner, so I'm asking for suggestions. If you're the brilliant poet who submits the winni...
Posted by Miss Jane America on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:00:00 PST

Miss Tall Internationals travel journal - Portland, ME

October, 2007Portland, MEDo people really mean it when they say things are better late than never? I hope it is when you read the recounts of trips that missed last month's deadline. October was an ex...
Posted by Miss Jane America on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:07:00 PST

Im dreaming of a Juicy Christmas

Here's what Jane wants for Christmas (and birthday!) in the off chance any of you win the lottery and are feeling generous.The crown jewels:Juicy Couture Crown PendantAnd also a new ride for the princ...
Posted by Miss Jane America on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:15:00 PST

Miss Tall Internationals travel journal - San Jose, CA

September, 2007San Jose, CAThis has been a spectacularly busy month to be Miss Tall International, with interviews for O Magazine and the Portland Tribune as well as travel to TCI events on every othe...
Posted by Miss Jane America on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:12:00 PST

Miss Tall Internationals travel journal - Rochester, NY

August 2007Rochester, NYI celebrate my anniversary of TCI membership the first week of each July. Even though I had been attending local events for several months, it was attending my first TCI conven...
Posted by Miss Jane America on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:05:00 PST

I think it’s gonna rain when I die

Another one for the "I'm not superstitious, but..." file. Just over ten years ago I sat down and wrote out a list of "bands to see before I die." I didn't put anybody on there who was already dead or ...
Posted by Miss Jane America on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:31:00 PST

Random things

Is it really July 22 already? My summer is going by so fast.Have you seen this new show about karaoke lyrics? How does one get on that show? I know the words to a lot of songs. They claim you don't ha...
Posted by Miss Jane America on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:00:00 PST

Jane's Addiction

I was trying to figure out what to write in the "General Interests: Music" section on my profile. Seriously, how can I even begin to quantify my musical taste? Just sticking a few favorite band names ...
Posted by Miss Jane America on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

three things

Three things that scare me:1: losing someone I love2: earth movers3: the day I'm too old to appreciate any new musicThree people who make me laugh:1: David Letterman2: Owen Wilson3: Dave BarryThree Th...
Posted by Miss Jane America on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:20:00 PST

writer's block

Apologies to all who have sent me messages lately and have yet to receive your well-deserved responses. I'm not avoiding you. I sit down to write and I just don't have anything to say. Please don't gi...
Posted by Miss Jane America on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:53:00 PST