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A very special episode of Tim Stotz

Always a beast, never a burden.

About Me


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I'm a raconteur (if that means what that guy says it means...he may have just been trying to touch me inappropriately) instructor, and amature bartender. I do a little acting and hamming too. I'm keeper of timstotz.com . And, by the looks of it, i'm starting an army of amazon women to...dare I say it take over the world .
Classic episodes of The Progrum are still around . And my VODcast has its own MySpace. It's very proud: http://groups.myspace.com/theprogrum .
Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 75% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 60% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Wash (Ship Pilot) 55% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 45% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 40% Alliance 35% Inara Serra (Companion) 20% A Reaver (Cannibal) 20% River (Stowaway) 15% Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
Click here to take the "Which Serenity character am I?" quiz...

My Interests

Like just about everybody else here, I have too many to list. I do the digital thing. In front of the cam, and behind it. I make movies, illustrations, and digital photography. Check some of that stuff at www.timstotz.com.When I’m not working, I hit the standard fare: drinking, dancing, and all that stuff. I dig movie night still, I know it’s highschool, but how else do I hold on to the youth?I love doing indie film projects—just about any job you can find, including acting. I work cheap. I am way more Bruce Campbell than Russell Crowe (man there i am ripping on him again--i really don't hate him that much). For those keeping score at home, Russell Crowe is a dick (but he is a dick, gotta admit).I like geeky stuff, but I’m not as full-on obsessive about some of it as my geek brethren. ‘I like star wars—never dressed like it’ would be a good analogy. Actually in Kindy-garden, I was the baddest, mofo Darth Vader in dee land.I like computery stuff, space stuff.But don’t get me wrong; I’m a fan of stupid, turn off your head relaxing too. Haven’t done reality shows yet, so not that bad. But I like Cheech and Chong Movies every now and then.

I'd like to meet:

my deadlines. Oh Me!
Quick note: I have no problem with the out-of-nowhere friend request. it's one of the cool thing about myspace. But, if your profile is set to private, and I can't verify that you are not actually a fake set up by a spam company, then you probably won't make the cut. But as a consolation prize, revel in the irony that you don't want strangers scoping you out, yet you want to welcome them with random invites. I’m not opposed to meeting people here, especially like minded creatives. And the thought of the date scene being driven by words first, has always appealed to me. I’m not saying I’m not a fan of the attractive female, but if you can get a glimpse of what’s inside, that won’t be all bad. In the conventional dating sceen all you have ot go on first is looks. I think it’s funny when asked, “what first attracted you to her or him,” people sometimes say things like intelligence, or warmth, or something like that. Well, that pretty much means you weren’t attracted to that person right off the bat, unless you gave IQ tests at the bar or supermarket or wherever. Sure people can look smart (I give you Russel Crowe, famously stupid, yet often plays geniuses. Dude his mind ain’t beautiful). Or people can wear the t-shirt with the clever phrase, but that just means you bought a clever t-shirt, not that you’re smart. So yeah, I want to meet you. To be my special friend.

Music:

I don’t like: "Penance Rock." Or penance media of any kind. I hate that there are pieces of music out there you have to listen to because they’re relevant, or indicative of the times or whatever. You’re sitting there not enjoying the music at all, and you’re sitting there listening to it because some crank says you need to. When asked why the music is good, they never talk about melody, harmony, or actual music. This spins them off on some pompous trivia or sociology lesson. That tune is important, and what’s more, it’s universally good. The idea that there is a universal musical ideal is nauseating to me. I’m sick of the pseudo intellectual, rolling stone writer wannabe who decries the herd of pop music, but fails to realize that he is in a herd of another kind. The rationale is like this, “The only reason they like that music is because everybody else does. So I will be all free thinking and listen to this music that only rock journalists like—and be different.” So, just exchanging one herd for another. Music Machismo is just lame. I don’t question why I like music too much. Mostly it’s emotional, primal, and kinda random. I don’t ever feel I owe anybody and explanation for what I like, but am happy to share it. And I don’t hate you for liking what you like…I damn sure might not agree with it, but hey. As long as I’m not stuck in a long as car ride with you, we’re cool. I love giving new stuff chances, and I don’t have any music I call guilty pleasure. I don’t feel guilty about music. If I want to be a straight guy who listens to Mari Wilson’s “Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps” I’m gonna do it. Great song. Can’t get it out of my head since I watched all of that “Coupling.” Enough vitriol, what do I like? You’re general rock is a good start, but I like Alternative (Alternative to what? Obscurity? That stuff is mainstream now), old prog rock, pop, power pop. I like Jazz, but don’t worship at it’s alter like some. I like blues, Punk, Classical, Some Country; I like Wall of sound hip-hop or trip hop like Tricky, but don’t generally care for what I call “misogynists with metronomes.” I also like just about any live music, although I do have my favorites.

Movies:

if you have a burning desire to know if I prefer the origianl attack of the 50 foot woman or the remake, ask me.

Television:

There is good stuff out there, but every time I like a show, it gets cancelled. Like: Firefly, Angel, Big guy and Rusty the boy Robot, Dark Angel, etc.I liked Buffy a lot, Kung Fu, all the treks, though i haven't watched the most recent, and the Niner was a little too political for me.30 rock, Coupling! Adult Swim! Arrested Development, Scrubs. Earl has its charms too. Battlestar Galctica - old and New, just not the middle one. Galactica '80, I think. ick.check out channel101.com Twiggers Holiday! I hate you more than church and learning!

Books:

Amy Hemple and TM McNally. If you've never done the Bukowski thing, you should, same thing with Burroughs. Well, look at me coming off all pedagogic, and telling you what you should do. What I meant to say, is please, if you're so inclined, give these good authors a try. And, yeah, I like your standard English major fare: Keats, Blake, Hardy, Laurel. If I were more dry, or more southern, I'd probably like Faulkner too. If I hated women, I'd probably like Hemingway more. (I do recomend MURIEL Hemingway's biopic: My Graddaddy is Famous, and Check Out My Rack.) And there's a shit ton of non fiction too on how to do me some photoshopping, or final cutting, or what have ye. Some friends (and several enemies) think i should hit the self help isle a bit, but fuck that cry baby shit! I like my flaws. do you? my flaws want to know if yours can come out and play!

Heroes:

Douglas Adams, Joss Whedon. .. width="425" height="350" ..Everyday people who live. Who fight the good fight. The unsung. The kind. Those who make tough decisions.

My Blog

All Bitches Is Hoes. All Hoes Is Bitches.

You'd be wise to remember that my young son, or you'll be a cuckold....
Posted by A very special episode of Tim Stotz on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:13:00 PST

Rockford makes the national news! (in an almost Onion-y sort of way)

Filed under the "Dude WTF" departmentIt's weird to get a digg result for rockford, but here goes:(full story here)McDonald's Refuses To Serve Woman With No Hands(CBS) ROCKFORD, Ill. A genetic syndrome...
Posted by A very special episode of Tim Stotz on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:18:00 PST

Evil!

The MySpace database may be bedeviled, but it currently says that after accepting a couple add requests, i have 666 friends.Yay, blasphemy!
Posted by A very special episode of Tim Stotz on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:21:00 PST

Fucking Air Show!

It goes like this:Tired, tired...overworked. Sneak off a power nap. Napping, Napping, goodness. Solace....drifting...drifting...drifted...masturbate real quick?...Nah, too tired....drifting...drifting...
Posted by A very special episode of Tim Stotz on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:14:00 PST

In Chicago on Friday with Wade

I haven't been in a while. I'm jazzed. Seeing monolake.I love (some of) the Rockford bars, but I can't stay in this town exclusively. A man needs a lot to live and I'm the living proof.But fear not! I...
Posted by A very special episode of Tim Stotz on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

Why wouldn't I want to date the chick from Jacob's Ladder?

Maybe you see 'em, maybe you don't. Depending on what you enter into your profile for gender and orientation, you will see ads for True, a dating service. The ads are little flash files that simulate ...
Posted by A very special episode of Tim Stotz on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:48:00 PST

Do you want to see Grind House today?

I'm seeing it again with a few freinds at Showplace 16 at 4:30. Probably stop out at 3 or so to grab a bite or some such at one of the corporate chains conveniently located by the theater. Thinking th...
Posted by A very special episode of Tim Stotz on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

INT. CJ'S LOUNGE - TONIGHT

Here I go again, being Jason SSG's mouthpiece:Philadelphia's Mose Giganticus and Baltimore's Abiku celebrating their 3rd year on the road together! 9:30pm- FOR THE 21+ CROWD- At CJ's Lounge- Also feat...
Posted by A very special episode of Tim Stotz on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST

you gotta be fucking kidding me:

I like peanut butter. i like bananas. I like them together, though never in an elvis sandwich. I like them even more that they show just how smart religious "scientists" can be.Peanut butter and life,...
Posted by A very special episode of Tim Stotz on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

I had one of the best weekends I have had in a while

Friday:-Despite shitty weather went for a run. Took FOREVER to warm up (on account of it being rainy, and decidedly un-warm) but once I did, it felt good-Art opening. Not only was the exhibit off the ...
Posted by A very special episode of Tim Stotz on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:46:00 PST