i'm so bored i'm drinkin' bleach!

About Me

i am chuck, its not my real name, but you can call me that. i live in a house with my girlfriend kristal. i like to do yardwork. i like to play the drums, bass and guitar, in that order. i have been playing them for many years. i hate traffic in atlanta. my family is from south africa, but i was born in marietta. i grew up in woodstock and went to seqouyah. i have a dog name blondee, she is a chinese shar-pei, 2 cats name layla and dirty, and i have no clue what kind of cat they are, we rescued them both in the wild world. my job is installing fire suppresion (ansul) systems in commercial kitchen hoods. i went to college to be a mechanic. i've been listening to punk rock for over 10 years, and is still my music of choice, i do listen to a lot of metal, outlaw country, and oldies. i am a scorpio, and fit the profile of a scorpio very well.

My Interests

PBR

I'd like to meet:

the bassmaster general, BOB DOBBS (the slackmaster general, all-time sub-genius) PRAISE HIS SWEET NAME

Music:

anything with a guitar. rap is gay. href="http://../albums/c118/DanNobody/?action=view&curre nt=interuptions.jpg" target="_blank"

Movies:

the big lebowski, coming to america, romper stomper, kill bill, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, gleaming the cube, forrest gump, suburbia (the original one), kids, private parts, caddyshack(rip dangerfield), clockwork orange, nofx - 10 years of fuckin up, christ the movie - crass, march of the penguins, blow, anything horror and/or comedy, good stuff.

Television:

Things really heated up during a procedure to have a mole removed from the back of a Danish man. The man's genitals had been scrubbed with surgical spirits, and when the doctor began removing the mole with an electric knife, the patient inadvertently passed gas. A spark from the knife ignited the methane gas the man emitted, which caused a flare-up that set his genitals on fire.

Books:

According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

Heroes:

My mom, Bradley Nowell, Steve Irwin, MASTODON. anyone who gets off their ass and fights for what is right. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

yet another good avail song

been looking from outsidei've been watchingbut i don't know what to saychanged the old backdropsame facebut not who it used to betrying to get our not out gettingthinking, you're everything you saidyo...
Posted by i'm so bored i'm drinkin' bleach! on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 06:33:00 PST

good song

AVAIL - Simple Song going over in my head what seems like everything remembering commitments that nowadays just blend i dont' know where im going and i dont think that i care i had my taste wound up ...
Posted by i'm so bored i'm drinkin' bleach! on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 06:29:00 PST

ace of spades

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,You win some, lose some, all the same to me,The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,I don't share your greed, the only card I need isTh...
Posted by i'm so bored i'm drinkin' bleach! on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:06:00 PST

car wreck 5 years ago

Full story coming soon......
Posted by i'm so bored i'm drinkin' bleach! on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:49:00 PST

Green Hell

Here in this place lies the genie of deathTouch it, see itWhoaHere in this place is a means to your endTouch it, feel itGreen hellYou've come to this like no one couldI bet you never knew you woke itA...
Posted by i'm so bored i'm drinkin' bleach! on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:11:00 PST

MANBEARPIG!!!!!

hey check this out too while you're here...
Posted by i'm so bored i'm drinkin' bleach! on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:37:00 PST

NAKED PICTURES

SNAKE SPIT MOTHER FUCKER ...
Posted by i'm so bored i'm drinkin' bleach! on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:55:00 PST

Hallowed be thy name

I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime reflecting on my past life, and it doesnt have much time cos at 5oclock, they take me to the gallows pole The sands of time for me are runnin...
Posted by i'm so bored i'm drinkin' bleach! on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 05:33:00 PST

hurt

I hurt myself today to see if i still feel i focus on the pain the only thing thats real the needle tears a hole the old familiar sting try to kill it all away but i remember everything what have i b...
Posted by i'm so bored i'm drinkin' bleach! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST