TEN random things about me
1 I stay up way too late
2 I play guitar
3 I can dance like Justin Timberlake
4 I love taking my socks off after work
5 I snap my finga's, i clap my hands
6 I like Yanni
7 I have multiple nicknames
8 I got spanked by my 5th grade teacher (fuck you Mrs. Gilmer, and may Chuck Norris have pity on you)
9 I am very polite
10 I am Freaking obsessed with Chipotle
NINE ways to win my heart
1 Being down to Earth, being "normal". Not being a stuck up bitch.
2 Rachael Ray
3 Loves Harry Potter and/or Lord Of The Rings
4 Can make me laugh
5 Has a dorky side (see answer no. 3)
6 looks hot in Pj's
7 Can lay around all day, and not care
8 Must have 1 year plow experience
9 Love dogs
EIGHT things I want to do before I die
1 Go to New York, England, Hollywood
2 Own a Chipotle establishment
3 Marry Rachael Ray
4 Go on a walk with Frodo
5 Practice spells with Hermione
6 Burn the Zoo down
7 Star in a movie with Jessica Alba
8 Punch Britney Spears
SEVEN ways to annoy me
1 Mayo
2 Accuse me of something I didnt do
3 Not pay me for the roofing Job
4 frozen butter
5 throw monkey shit at me
6 put hot sauce on me genitals (it has happened)
7 cut me off at the bar
SIX turn ons
1 eyes
2 voice
3 conversation
4 things in common
5 Chipotle
6 Rachael Ray covered in hot sauce
FIVE things I'm afraid of
1 Spiders
2 Deep water, big boats( Titanic, Psideon), FUCKING STING RAYS!!!!
3 The dark...most times anyways
4 Bee's, random birds
5 Voldemort, My boss, and Certain Midgets
FOUR favorite items in my room
1 Guitar
2 amp
3 foot pedal
4 keyboard
THREE things I do every day
1 Shower, eat, work
2 PLeasure myself.......by eating Chipotle that is
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TWO things i want to do right now
1 Go home
2 get my haircut (it's been 3 weeks)
One person I want to see right now
1 Mad-eye
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I Have alot of interests...I like playng guitar,helping out the sick and needy, and making omlets.
Countdown Until Harry Potter And The Order Of The Pheonix.
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I'd like to meet:
Ari Gold. Check this VIDEO out. It's 9min and 56seconds of Ari At his finest.
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Vincent Kennedy McMahon. This man has done more for THE WORLD than you even know.
Rachael Ray. She is Beautiful. Everytime I watch her show, I get really....Hungry.
K-Fed and Britney, so I could slap them both.
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Jessica Alba.... I would eat Mayo for just her, and You know how much I hate Mayo.
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Chuck Norris
And other kick butt people
Tom Cruise, and his Scientology antics. Baby Suri is an Alien.
Snape On A plane
Borat
Music:
Any thing From Metal To Disco, I like it all.
Metallica is My All-time Favorite
PANTERA!!! R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell
Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Queen, Guns'n' Roses, Michael Jackson. Like I said before, my music is kinda all over the place. I am not a fan of country though....
Movies:
I am gonna have to say that The Harry Potter movies, and Lord Of The Rings are by far THE BEST movies.
SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!,Rudy, Boogie Nights, Spider man, X-Men, Good Fellas, Casino, American Beauty, All the old 80's horror flicks (today's horror movies are just horrible), Blow, Fear and Loathing, Butterfly Effect, 40yr old Virgin, GOONIES, Pulp Fiction, Reseviour Dogs, Suicide Kings, Zoolander, Super Troopers, Kung Pow,......the notebook, Forrest Gump, Man On the Moon, The Truman Show, American Psycho, The Machinist, Batman Begins,Laurel Canyon(big up to Christian Bale for the last 4 movies mentioned) Donnie Darko,Fight Club,American History X, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory(both versions).....There are many more out there, I just can't think of more at this time.
Television:
Entourage is hands down the BEST show on the Tele these days. 9:00pm H.B.O., Sundays. Sadly, the 3rd season just ended. I have gotten a lot of people hooked on this show, so if you ever want to borrow my seasons 1,& 2 on DVD-Just ask me....even if I don't know you, there is a good chance I will let ya borrow them.
Books:
I read alot of magazines with Celebrities, Reader's Digest, Maxim, Stuff,PLayboy(for the articles),Home and Garden, FHM-all the typical guy stuff. I would like to read more, but I find it hard to concentrate when Chipotle is on the mind.
Ya....tell me you didn't see this one comming.
Heroes:
Krysy "Team PLayer" Harrod
Albus Dumbledore
And finally...These guys
