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Jackie Farris

About Me

"I'll know I've made it when I have my own booth."
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I like getting goose bumps from unexpected places. The sound of a wooden rollercoaster can do that to me. So can getting in a warm car after a long day at the beach. And a good, goose bump worthy song. The sun is my favorite thing. Water is okay, but I prefer the desert. I really like the smell of sunburned skin.
I love getting big breakfasts in the middle of the night. And sleep when it’s desperately needed feels good, but not too much sleep. Sleep can be a great waste of time. I’m anti-social but I hate being alone. I often make my friends stay home and watch movies with me on Saturday night. Oh, and I will never stop having sleepovers.
I also like pterodactyls, cowboys, pirates, and trains. Nursing my Sunday hangovers on my dad's couch while he watches golf on CBS will always be one of my favorite past times. I enjoy The Antique Roadshow and guilty pleasures like Dawson's Creek. I brush my teeth in the shower. I get really excited when the delivery man finally comes with my Thai food, when I cross things off on my to-do list, and when I am dragged to a movie that I really don't want to see because it has a horrible, misleading trailer and it ends up on my all time favorite list. I love surprises.
But that's about all I like, I hate everything else.

My Interests

I guess I’m materialistic. I really love my stuff, especially my DVDs. I collect a lot of useless things like matchbooks, old windows and doorknobs. I watch a lot of westerns and I love various shades of brown. I hate political correctness. I think it’s killing the world and its sense of humor. I don't believe in much except the possibility of immortality though consciousness. Finishing a good book makes me feel really depressed, but finishing a tube of chap stick gives me a great sense of pride and accomplishment.

I'd like to meet:

A Penguin, Paul Thomas Anderson, or Steve McQueen

HOTNESS.

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Music:

A Short Alphabetical List
Air, Aretha Franklin, Bauhaus, Beck, Ben Folds, Beta Band, Billie Holliday, Bjork, Blackalicious, Bob Seger, Canabal Ox, The Cure, Dandy Warhols, Dinosaur Jr., Echo and the Bunnymen, Elivs, Fugazi, Fun People, Harry Belafonte, Jackie Wilson, James Brown, Jesus and Mary Chain, Joy Division, Luna, M83, Massive Attack, Michael Jackson, the Moldy Peaches, Moloko, Morcheeba, Necro, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pixies, Primal Scream, Queens of the Stone Age, Stevie Wonder, Temptations, Tenacious D, Tom Waits, Tool.

Movies:

Igby Goes Down

Television:

The West Wing

Books:

Jitterbug Perfume

Heroes:

Dolly Parton

My Blog

Sarah's 21st Birthday

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Posted by Jackie Farris on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:12:00 PST

Boondock Saints is a piece of shit.

Seven Deadly Sins I am tired of hearing that The Boondock Saints is a good film. I have always been an obnoxiously opinionated person, and though I make it a point to listen to and respect o...
Posted by Jackie Farris on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 11:03:00 PST