if you know me, you know me. otherwise you probably aren't reading this anyway and will base your opinion of me solely on my pictures. that's what i do. myspace is a HUGE joke to me and if you are lacking in the humor department, don't add me or accept my request.
seriously. none of this is how i really am. i just want to entertain you. and i am only interested in having sex with my GIRLFRIEND! she is smarter and better looking than you.
