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Malachy Friedman loves fat bottoms

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About Me


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I am one of not so many. How many of you have literally rocked out with your cock out? I have personality of your favorite person, the good looks of freshly built shopping plaza, and the wit and charm of a younger Tony Danza.I have a serious addiction I lie to friends and avoid going out and meeting up to go to the gym to train, lift, or run.i have a fasination with womenIve traveled the world looking for my own answers to life. Such as how do you fit all that ass inside them jeans. There is no exact number of licks it takes to get to the center of a blowpop, every blowpop is different. Just like you and I. The women I want, the women I get, and the women that are right for me are entirely different people. Im a Pro Fighter and Instructor how sexy is that! yeaaa thought so.I am one of not so many. How many of you have literally rocked out with your cock out? I have personality of your favorite person, the good looks of freshly built shopping plaza, and the wit and charm of a younger Tony Danza.
I see all you fresh-faced kidlets, sitting there in your neat little rows, and you're all just pods. Pods, waiting for your instructions. Now, some of you are gonna get zapped right away and be 15-year-old prodigies, little midget Olympic gymnasts with their pictures on cereal boxes. Some of you will go on to college, and you'll find your rhythm there, then go chase down the titans of industry, or maybe straighten out our problems at the UN. But some of you, and this is the group that no one ever comes into Career Day and addresses, and it's criminal. Some of you are just gonna float along, eating spicy foods, humming black people's music into your 30s. Well into your 30s, languishing. This group of pods is gonna do a lot of languishing. And you're gonna take some heat for it. Sadly, you will. Europe's a little easier. They seem to understand a little better. So does South America. I went to Argentina one time, and everyone seemed to be sitting around. It was beautiful. But, that's okay. You stay loose. Stay liquid. Laugh a lot. But be ready. That's what Dupree's doing with his life's little pod. Staying nimble, till I get the call from the mother ship. My raison d'etat. Then I fight. Then you'll see Dupree coming in here throwing seven different kinds of smoke!
My name is Malachy Friedman. Ive done alot of things in the past and plan on doing more in the future. I fight in Mixed Martial Arts and Compete in Grappling. I am not hip or cool in the slightest. I like joking around and being comforatble. I got out of a 2yr relationship and have no idea how she put up with me for that long. I don't go out clubbing, rarely hit the bar scene and wouldn't start something with a girl I met there. I am historically a huge jerk and refuse to work on it.
Things I love: Brasilian Jiu Jitsu, MMA, women, Latin Culture) , Funny Movies, People who are people and not robots, conversations on things I know about
Things I don't love: there are numerous things I dont love....but trying a new positive attitude
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My Interests

Basically My Interests are fat asses. everything else is secondary . Stereotyping different ethnic groups, Brasilian Jiu Jitsu, Mixed Martial Arts, Being better than you, Getting an awesome tan, Humming camp tunes, Wearing no shoes or shirt and getting service, Brasilian women and food,

I'd like to meet:

Only exotic dancers who will bring me down and pull me underwater with them till I'm a shell of my former self.

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Music:

Everything-Rap-Classic Rock-Alternative
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Movies:

Comedies and Childrens cartoon movies

Television:

Adult Swim, Venture Brothers, SquidBillies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Chowder!, Cops, American Jail, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, King Of Queens, Judge Judy, Talk Soup

Books:

Barry Eishcler

Heroes:

my father for making my last name respectable..my mother for bieng caring compasionate and supportive

My Blog

thoughts on dating

hmm my honest thoughts on dating.  Now this perspective is coming from someone who’s not out at the bars, not out clubbing, and has an athletic goal and career in mind.  Being out of a...
Posted by Malachy Friedman loves fat bottoms on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:00:00 PST

M.I.A. from M.M.A.

well I just wanted to comment on my absence from the cage.  I got kinda wrapped up in an insane trip.  I moved from Oregon to Philly to work with a promotion I had alot of faith in.  Th...
Posted by Malachy Friedman loves fat bottoms on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:28:00 PST

fuck you jerad

you’ve been riding this subway deal to longyou were horribly fatyou got yourself that wayyou lost the weightgot yourself into moderate average to less shapeyouve had 10 years to work out diet an...
Posted by Malachy Friedman loves fat bottoms on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:37:00 PST

My life has always been an unpaved road.

I dont know what it is.  If I attract drama, journeys, stories, events.  After a sparring night i was sitting around talking to the guy i was just trying to bash open.  He was about 38 ...
Posted by Malachy Friedman loves fat bottoms on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:52:00 PST

oct 6th fight

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Posted by Malachy Friedman loves fat bottoms on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

june 30th Cage Fury Fight

JUNE 30TH FIGHT
Posted by Malachy Friedman loves fat bottoms on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST

Build a Bear--what fighters do on there day off

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Posted by Malachy Friedman loves fat bottoms on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:53:00 PST

Malachy Friedman ready to fight the devil himself

Malachy Friedman ready to fight the devil himselfBy Derek Constableeditor for MMAphotography.comIn the world of mixed martial arts, anyone can get in a ring or cage and win or lose, but it takes a spe...
Posted by Malachy Friedman loves fat bottoms on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:27:00 PST

CAGE FURY FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIPS -Above and Beyond

This blog is about a promotion.  Not just any promotion, Lord knows I've seen plenty, this promotion goes above and beyond what is expected of a fight promotion.  Now I know not many people ...
Posted by Malachy Friedman loves fat bottoms on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 03:24:00 PST

AN EXPIERENCE LIKE NO OTHER

My day started like every other.  I woke up, grabbed a banana and sat on the computer.  What i saw was an TBD where there shoyuld be an opponents name for the Cage Fury title fight.  I ...
Posted by Malachy Friedman loves fat bottoms on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:53:00 PST