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I am one of not so many. How many of you have literally rocked out with your cock out? I have personality of your favorite person, the good looks of freshly built shopping plaza, and the wit and charm of a younger Tony Danza.I have a serious addiction I lie to friends and avoid going out and meeting up to go to the gym to train, lift, or run.i have a fasination with womenIve traveled the world looking for my own answers to life. Such as how do you fit all that ass inside them jeans. There is no exact number of licks it takes to get to the center of a blowpop, every blowpop is different. Just like you and I. The women I want, the women I get, and the women that are right for me are entirely different people. Im a Pro Fighter and Instructor how sexy is that! yeaaa thought so.I am one of not so many. How many of you have literally rocked out with your cock out? I have personality of your favorite person, the good looks of freshly built shopping plaza, and the wit and charm of a younger Tony Danza.
I see all you fresh-faced kidlets, sitting there in your neat little rows, and you're all just pods. Pods, waiting for your instructions. Now, some of you are gonna get zapped right away and be 15-year-old prodigies, little midget Olympic gymnasts with their pictures on cereal boxes. Some of you will go on to college, and you'll find your rhythm there, then go chase down the titans of industry, or maybe straighten out our problems at the UN. But some of you, and this is the group that no one ever comes into Career Day and addresses, and it's criminal. Some of you are just gonna float along, eating spicy foods, humming black people's music into your 30s. Well into your 30s, languishing. This group of pods is gonna do a lot of languishing. And you're gonna take some heat for it. Sadly, you will. Europe's a little easier. They seem to understand a little better. So does South America. I went to Argentina one time, and everyone seemed to be sitting around. It was beautiful. But, that's okay. You stay loose. Stay liquid. Laugh a lot. But be ready. That's what Dupree's doing with his life's little pod. Staying nimble, till I get the call from the mother ship. My raison d'etat. Then I fight. Then you'll see Dupree coming in here throwing seven different kinds of smoke!
My name is Malachy Friedman. Ive done alot of things in the past and plan on doing more in the future. I fight in Mixed Martial Arts and Compete in Grappling. I am not hip or cool in the slightest. I like joking around and being comforatble. I got out of a 2yr relationship and have no idea how she put up with me for that long. I don't go out clubbing, rarely hit the bar scene and wouldn't start something with a girl I met there. I am historically a huge jerk and refuse to work on it.
Things I love: Brasilian Jiu Jitsu, MMA, women, Latin Culture) , Funny Movies, People who are people and not robots, conversations on things I know about
Things I don't love: there are numerous things I dont love....but trying a new positive attitude
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