I'm nothing but a spineless coward. I hide behind my wife, who just happens to have more balls than I ever will. Yes, it's true. I'm just a wimpy redneck with big ass ears. Did I mention that I'm a F'N coward? I enjoy picking on women, especially when there are no men around to defend them. My close friends call me, 'pussy.' In closing, as you can see, most people ask my wife this question: "What the fuck are you doing with that lying Forest Gump looking bastard? Did you lose a contest or something?"
