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About Me

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I'm Nick.
Pirate Captin Nick.
Listen to my band, Dakota John. I play the guitar and the trombone.
I have the best girlfriend in the world (arguably).
I'm kind of a big deal.

I'll make you wish you hadn't burned our time before
I'll live through this in a manner cursed at my own accord

If my shame spills our worth across this floor
Then tonight, goodnight... I'm burning Star IV
Only I don't even think of you
No I don't wanna think of you anymore
Goodnight, tonight, goodbye
Goodnight, tonight, goodbye

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Humans and androids alike.

Also, Sorry girls, I've found my better half.
And I just want everyone to know that if anyone fucks with said better half, I will fucking murder them.

Movies:

Books:

Wall and Peace by Banksy.

Heroes:

Eric Clapton, Claudio Shanchez, Tomas Kalnoky, Benjamin Weinman, Dan Regan, Danny Elfman, Andre 3000, Banksy, Blooregard Q. Kazoo, Edward Lawrence Goodman, and Skittles (all of them...).

My Blog

Who are you fooling?

Why do bands decide to pay to make themselves look cooler?They're not fooling anyone with phony friend counts and plays generated by robots. It too can be yours for $49.99 a month.But why would you wa...
Posted by Pirate Captin Nick [NEW] on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:50:00 PST

Just because...

Just because you have a mac doesn't mean you're a record producer.Just because you have a camera doesn't mean you're a photographer.Just because you know HTML doesn't mean you're a web designer.Just b...
Posted by Pirate Captin Nick [NEW] on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:20:00 PST

It's 3:22... where's your Girlfriend?

I'm sick of meeting people who "don't care what anyone else thinks" of them...There's quite a difference between someone that doesn't do what the cool kids do because the cool kids do it and someone w...
Posted by Pirate Captin Nick [NEW] on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:42:00 PST

Glug glug glug.

Why is it that everyone thinks they have to drink to be socially acceptable?Fucking idiots.that is all.
Posted by Pirate Captin Nick [NEW] on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:32:00 PST

One weekend.

Ugh.How the fuck can one weekend suck this bad?It was supposed to be a GREAT weekend.and yet it turned into shit so fast.I'm fucking sick of all this shit always happening to me.What the fuck does it ...
Posted by Pirate Captin Nick [NEW] on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:25:00 PST

Mac that shit.

So why does no one like Apple computers?what's the beef with the mac?I love mine.More than I've loved any other computer.It's GREAT!So easy to use... and nice looking...so why doesn't anyone like Mac'...
Posted by Pirate Captin Nick [NEW] on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST

Suck it.

Ok. Well. I"m actually posting on here. so i'm pretty pissed right now. and sick of shit.You can whine about how big of a little bitch I am, but i dont care, you can suck my balls. fuck you.Ok.So.I'm ...
Posted by Pirate Captin Nick [NEW] on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:59:00 PST

Clerks 2.

Kevin Smith has in fact done it again. Clerks 2. BILLIANT! It's pretty damn funny. if i do say so myself. Everyone knows I dont post in this thing unless it's something important, and this is. Go to t...
Posted by Pirate Captin Nick [NEW] on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:04:00 PST

Just in case you give two shits.

Yea... I dont write in this... soooo.... go to my xanga if you want to read about the life that is PirateCaptinNick's. www.xanga.com/PirateCaptinNick ta-ta....
Posted by Pirate Captin Nick [NEW] on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:11:00 PST

V. For. Vendetta.

V. For. Vendetta. is. THE. Best. Movie. I've. Seen. possibly. Ever. it's sooooooooooooo good. i highly recomend it to everyone. who wouldn't enjoy a movie about blowing up the houses of parliament? ex...
Posted by Pirate Captin Nick [NEW] on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 06:23:00 PST