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About Me

my name is jake horner and im a 24 year old musician in salisbury, md. i have finally met the love of my life and (despite sounding corny or whatever) want very badly to keep this girl around a loooooooong time... i play bass for an amazing new band called Dakota John which i must insist you all check out asafp! (and if you didnt notice from the rest of the page..... im intensely into horror/fantasy and spend my free time playing with gore/make up fx.)

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I'd like to meet:

wednesday 13 (actually i already met him and got him to tear open a slit throat prosthetic after a show) dario argento,george romero, tom savini, armando de'assorio(even though he's dead), vincent price (also dead, but still around) anyone else involved in the making of zombie movies, other zombie hunters, and (naturally) bub the zombie ...other favorites could be eric idle, john cleese, terry jones, michael palin, graham chapman(missing, presumed cured), TERRY GILLIAM!!!, johnny depp............

My Blog

lesson 3. the basics of defense

obviously, it has been far too long since i last posted a lesson but i intend to keep up with them until i have to run off on another zombie hunt. also, i've been tied up making a movie about zo...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:32:00 GMT

lesson .2- case files

OK, so instead of jumping into safegaurding a house, what buildings to use for shelters, finding weapons, etc., I would like to tell you a story. Our fairy tale for today starts in St.Thomas Isl...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 08:37:00 GMT

to begin at the beginning: what am i protecting myself from?

Alright, guys.....time to begin! Just what is a zombie? How is one made? Where do they come from? What strengths/weaknesses do they have over me? In order to fully defend ourselves, ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 23:38:00 GMT