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~Rubéncito El Hermoso~

...Not your average boy next door...

About Me


Get Your Sexy Name

That's it baby...click my profile and see what I'm up to, eh? eh? I like that baby, mmmmm that's sexy to see how damn nosy you can be, thats it boy, just like that, now here's what i want you to do papi...slowly move the arrow toward the "x" icon, click it and get a life whore lol My name Is Ruben Cruz but I'm known to many by many different nicknames. Im a full-time student at AASU in Savannah. It's an ok place, but just really boring. I'm a spanish major. I plan on becoming a spanish-american literature professor in the future, but I have a lot of work ahead of me! lol I love music and reading. I mainly just like to listen to spanish music, but every now and then I like to listen to some english stuff. I'm half black and half Puerto Rican. I was raised by Puerto Ricans so i basically classify myself as that. I am very proud of my Latin heritage. Theres nothing better than being Puerto Rican. SUCK IT HATERZ!!! I'm also a proud yankee (southerns are just mad because they lost the war haha), go Michigan! I'm a horror movie freak, I love 'em! I'm a total bookworm and I'm kind of a geek lol. I laugh at the weirdest things and at the weirdest moments. I love to dance, mainly some ballroom stuff (waltz, salsa, a little tango, merengue and bachata) but I can shake my ass with the best of them! My friends would describe me as fun, crazy,sweet, funny, intelligent and sexy; and I would have to agree with them haha. If you want to know anything, don't be afraid to ask!
Click the Image and Get more at BorikuaSpace.comIf I hadn't made me, I Would've been made somehow.. If I hadn't assembled myself, Id've fallen apart by now. If I hadn't made me, I'd be more inclined to bow. Powers that be, Would have swallowed me up But thats more than I can allow. But...If you let them make you, they'll make you Paper-Mache At a distance you're strong, Until the wind comes Then you'll crumble and blow away. If you let him fuck you there will be no foreplay. Rest assured, They'll screw you complete, Until your ass is blue and grey!You should make amends with you, If only for better health. But if you really want to live, Why not try, and Make yourself? Make yourselfIf I hadn't made me, I'd have fallen apart by now. I wont let them make me..It's more then i can allow. So when I make me, I won't be paper-Mache.. And if I fuck me...I'll fuck me in my own way.You should make amends with you, If only for better health But if you really want to live, Why not try, and Make yourself?

My Interests

I like to do alot of things. Reading, listening to music, going to shows, movies, dancing, acting, boxing, Ultimate Fighting, watching football, swimming and playing frisbee, hanging out with friends, and traveling.

I'd like to meet:


Click the Image and Get more at BorikuaSpace.comJenna Jameson, La India, Ednita Nazario, Tyra Banks and the person who drew Jessica Rabbit. I would like to meet someone who has a good head on their shoulders. People who can laugh at anything. Someone who doesnt fall into stereotypes.Someone openminded. Someone who realizes that there are bad things going on in the world and that we have to do something to stop them. Someone who doesnt believe or follow all these wrong ideas of beauty that ugly whores like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie put out there. I would like to meet my 12 year old self and myself 12 years from now...

Music:

I like all kinds of music. Anything that doesnt have to do with degrading women, bangin yo hoe,how much of a "gangsta" you are, flashing how many "benjamins ya got":La India, Amy Winehouse, Fergie, Janis Joplin, Kelly Clarkson,Nancy Sinatra, Rocio Jurado, The Pussycat Dolls, Pink, LeeAnn Rimes, Kelly Rowland, Carrie Underwood, Aaliyah, Ednita Nazario, Calle 13, Ana Gabriel, Paquita La Del Barrio, La Lupe, Christina Aguilera,Julieta Venegas,somecountry, Celia Cruz, Olga Tanon, DLG, alot of spanish, jazz, rock and techno music too. <> ..

Movies:

KILL BILL vol.1 and vol 2,Girl Interupted, Whats love got to do with it?,Planet Terror, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Waiting to exhale, anything with Angelina Jolie or Jenna Jameson!! Taking Lives,Crank, Scarface, Interview with a vampire, School of Rock, Elektra, Diary of a mad black woman, the exorcism of emily rose, Grease, all X-Men movies, Tomb Raider, The Excorsist, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, both Duece Bigalow movies, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Alien VS Predator,XXX, B.A.P.S, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Skeleton Key, Sin City, Speak, Queen of the Damned, Legally Blonde,Saw I, II, and III.

Television:


Myspace Zodiac GraphicsFamily Guy, Nip/Tuck, Desperate Housewives, The Simpsons, The Oblongs, ATHF, Miami Ink, Drawn Together, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Mad TV, SpongeBob, Americas Next Top Model, American Dad, South Park, The Dave Chapelle Show, and The Colbert Report

Books:

How To Make Love Like A Porn Star, Wicked, Speak, Confessions of the ugly step-sister, heart of darkness, supersitions, queen of the damned,The Man Who Gave Up His Name, Angels and Demons, a better place, battle royale, things fall apart, joy luck club, and goosebumps!!! haha

Heroes:

Jenna Jameson, La India,Tyra Banks, Christina Aguilera, La Lupe, Rocio Jurado, Janis Joplin,Angelina Jolie, Pink, Amy Winehouse and Ednita Nazario.

My Blog

MY LUMPS, MY LUMPS, MY LUMPS, MY LUMPS!!!!

My LumpsWhatcha gon do wit all that junkAll that junk inside those trunksImma get-get-get-get you drunkGet you love drunk off my lumpMy lump my lumpMy lump my lump my lumpMy lump my lump my lumpMy b...
Posted by ~Rubéncito El Hermoso~ on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 07:46:00 PST

The promise of love

The promise of loveIt came from my heartThought all that we sharedWould last foreverSo where did things go wrong?What happened that made things fall apart?Why I just don't knowIt's so hard to let go o...
Posted by ~Rubéncito El Hermoso~ on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 07:30:00 PST

Trojan Condoms

1. Have we kissed?:2. Do you want to?:3. What would you like our relationship to be?:4. Have we dated?:5. Did you like it?:6. Do you want to date?:7. Are we close friends?:8. Would you be here if I ne...
Posted by ~Rubéncito El Hermoso~ on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 03:01:00 PST

i'm dying of a broken heart

To whom, this may  concernTo those who may want to learnI'm writing this to youThe reason I won't be here no more (no more)Reason I won't live I yearn (i yearn)The reason I won't be here observed...
Posted by ~Rubéncito El Hermoso~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IT AINT NOTHING TILL UR SLEEPIN ON A CUM STAIN

77 MILLION DOLLARS MADE FROM WATCHINME CUM UNDER THE SUN ON MY VACATION,"AFTER HOURS ON SPECTRAVISION"SHOOTIN MY JIZZY JIZUM THE WOODY HASRIZZY RISEN, I AIN'T GETTIN PAID TOENTERTAIN YOUR BRIDAL SHOWE...
Posted by ~Rubéncito El Hermoso~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Booty Call Contract

Pre-Booty Call Agreement This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter re...
Posted by ~Rubéncito El Hermoso~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

do me now!!!!!!!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we w...
Posted by ~Rubéncito El Hermoso~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ensename A Olvidar

This reminds me of a man I fell in love with and broke my heart, I still haven't let go, but one day I will.......... Si para ti es muy facil olvidar me de todo Renunciar a mis ojos que vigilan p...
Posted by ~Rubéncito El Hermoso~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

somewhere i belong

Earlier this month i came to the conclusion to go back to my old school DHS. The reason i had to move in the first place was b/c my mom wanted to move into a house, and the only house she could find w...
Posted by ~Rubéncito El Hermoso~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my queen, JENNA JAMESON

Omg, ok. For starters let me say that my idol is Jenna Jameson. If u dont who she is ur a dumb ass!! lol, j/k. I dont kno what it is about her, i admire her beauty, sex appeal, courage, determination....
Posted by ~Rubéncito El Hermoso~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST