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Bob

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About Me

If you want to find about me, this profile is the last place you should look. You should probably look through my basement, sift through my garbage, or call up previous employers if you really want to know. I am way more complex than anything I can write down in this box. In fact, we should probably meet for lunch, dinner, or a game of HORSE to get to know eachother. It'll be nice, and no expectations.

My Interests

I like watching TV and Movies while eating Doritos. I like parties and running the table in beer pong. I am a big fan of traveling, seeing new places and taking pictures. I like the holidays. I like my cat and my turtles. I enjoy Snapple Diet Peach Iced Tea. I like Iced Lattes at Dunkin Donuts. I like pub crawls in Manhattan. And I am a big fan of Balderdash, wiffleball and drinking Jenga.

I'd like to meet:

Tough Question. Tougher Answers. 1. The guy who invented Hot Buffalo Wing Pretzel bites. 2. The guy who hired the guy who invented hot buffalo wing pretzel bites. 3. The guy who took the sugar out of peach snapple, but managed to keep all the great taste. 4. The guy who came up with "casual Fridays." 5. Tobias Funke.

Music:

Its hard to list all my favorites, so I'll narrow it down to my new favorite jams. You should check em out. But if you dont like them, its probably because you have terrible taste in music. Alas, my new choice tunes come from the mouths of Jamie Cullum, Sufjan Stevens, Talib Kweli, Iron and Wine, Beck, G Love, Matt Pond PA, Jack Johnson, Guster, Ed Harcourt, John Legend, the Shins, Amos Lee, Common, Better Than Ezra, Ben Folds and everyone else I have mentioned in the past.Couple of new jams for you to break off in your ear: The new Josh Rouse, Sloan, Rhett Miller, and Belle and Sebastian, Rilo Kiley, The New Pornographers.

Movies:

Favorite Comedies of All Time - Rasing Arizona, Safemen, Wedding Crashers, Tommy Boy, Cable Guy, Meet the Parents, Something About Mary, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, Dumb and Dumber, The Castle, The King of Comedy, Old School, American Pie, Sideways, Napoleon Dynamite, and Garden State.Dramas - The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, The Deer Hunter, Seven, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Seabiscuit, Hoosiers, Cool Hand Luke, Eyes Wide Shut, Gladiator, and Good Will Hunting.

Television:

Seinfeld, Arrested Development, King of Queens, The Simpsons, Da Ali G Show, Extras, Stella, Reno 911, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Undeclared, Freaks and Geeks, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, The Wire, Felicity, American Justice, BH 90210, Prison Break, How I Met Your Mother, Big Love, The Sopranos.And I'm saluting Scrubs with its own sentence.

Books:

Just read Superstud, Kick Me, Whats The Matter With Kansas and How to be a Rainmaker. Currently reading "The End of Faith." Next up is In Cold Blood, Ball Four, Under the Banner of Heaven, Best American Crime Writing and Wierd US.

Heroes:

Its still Aquaman.