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Dano

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About Me

Myspace Graphics - Myspace Layouts Wow! There's a lot to tell because I'm a pretty complex person. Too complex I think. I need to simplify my life. But.... I haven't done that yet. So I'll start with some basic stuff and build from there. So watch this space for future developments.I'm a software engineer working for a small-ish broadcast television station in Grand Rapids. Our main customers are Fox network and Scripps, which runs the Food, Home & Garden, Do-It-Yourself and Fine Living cable channels. I've been writing software for 12 years now and as far as I know, my software hasn't killed anyone yet. So I guess that means I'm at least competent. I'm divorced after 19 years of marriage. Two daughters, 6 and 4. Yeah, yeah, I know. Started late. That's a long story and if you really wanna hear it (and believe me, you don't! LOL) ask me sometime. I went to U-M for my BS in computer science, graduating in December of 1993. I spent 4 years in the army in the early '80s. I can't tell you what I did because then I'd have to cut your head off and keep it in a safe. So let's just leave that one alone for your sake. I grew up in a small town in a very rural area, to which I've returned after living in the Ann Arbor, MI area for the last 15 years. I miss Ann Arbor, but it's kind of nice because the pace is a lot slower here. Unfortunately there isn't anywhere near as much to do here. I pretty much have to you drive to Muskegon for some quasi-real entertainment. Of course working in Grand Rapids is good because it makes it easy to just stay after work to do something going on in GR. And believe me, there is a LOT more going on in GR then in Muskegon. LOL
Congratulations, Dan!
Your IQ score is 138

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.
Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.


Your Birthdate: September 6
You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you.
Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first.
You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world.
An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be.
Your strength: Your intuition
Your weakness: You put yourself last
Your power color: Rose
Your power symbol: Cloud
Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! The World's Shortest Personality Test
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
Your Geek Profile:
Movie Geekiness: Highest
Geekiness in Love: High
Internet Geekiness: High
Academic Geekiness: Moderate
Music Geekiness: Moderate
SciFi Geekiness: Moderate
Fashion Geekiness: Low
Gamer Geekiness: Low
General Geekiness: Low How Geeky Are You?
You Are 76% Gentleman
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices! Are You A Gentleman?
NOW THIS ONE IS QUESTIONABLE! LOL
You Are Smokin' Hot
You're a terrible flirt, a sharp dresser, and a party animal.
Of course, you're totally sizzling too. And for you, being hot just comes naturally. Are You Hot?
Ok, this one makes sense except I don't think I'm selfish...
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
In relationships, you tend to be a bit selfish.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
And this one I thought would have been higher... who'da thunk I was only 73% Virgo...
You are 73% Virgo
How Virgo Are You?
You Belong in 1971
If you scored...
1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner

Very Kinky


100%

A Sicko


40%

Average


40%

A WUSS !!


0%
How sexual are you
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Your SAT Score of 1450 Means:
You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern
You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush
You Scored Higher Than Al Gore
You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny
You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates
Your IQ is most likely in the 140-150 range
Equivalent ACT score: 32
Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
Deep Springs College
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Pomona College
Harvey Mudd College What Does Your SAT Score Mean?
You Are 46% Feminine, 54% Masculine
You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?
You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian
You distrust the government, are fiercely independent, and don't belong in either party.
Religion and politics should never mix, in your opinion... and you feel opressed by both.
You don't want the government to cramp your self made style. Or anyone else's for that matter.
You're proud to say that you're pro-choice on absolutely everything! What's Your Political Persuasion?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think.
Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now. HA! Wrong! LOL
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
Your Birthdate: September 6
You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you.
Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first.
You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world.
An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be.
Your strength: Your intuition
Your weakness: You put yourself last
Your power color: Rose
Your power symbol: Cloud
Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

History.... computers.... sports.... music.... movies.... being outdoors..... readingMargarita!

Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim.

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I'd like to meet:

On MySpace? Just some folks to be friends with, maybe play some golf with sometime.Famous person I'd most like to meet? Thomas Jefferson. The man fascinates because he was probably smarter by himself then all the other US presidents combined!
You Are A Good Friend
You're always willing to listen
Or lend a shoulder to cry on
You're there through thick and thin
Many people consider you their "best friend"! What Kind of Friend Are You?

What Fantasy Archetype Are you?


The Seasoned Veteran Friend
You are the Seasoned Veteran Friend! You resemble Aragorn (Lord of The Rings), Merlin (Arthurian Legend), Han Solo (Star Wars), The Marquis (Neverwhere), Sirius Black (Harry Potter) and Chase (Wizard's First Rule). You are exceedingly loyal, tricky and hardy. You regularly pull the Unlikely Hero, Mentor and Pillor-of-Strength Love Interest out of trouble and into safety. Beware The Traitor, who will make your job intensely difficult. And don't coddle the Unlikely Hero too much, he has to learn how to fend for himself. Anyway, everyone admires you and your resourcefullness / reliability - good going!
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Music:

I love all kinds of music. I'm particularly fond of classic rock, classical/opera, ethnic, jazz and blues.My favorite musician is Bruce Springsteen. Favorite composer is Beethoven. I love his Choral Symphony! It's about as perfect as music can be. I love Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong and Muddy Waters. And I really love Celtic and bagpipes.

Movies:


If you were a MOVIE VILLIAN, which one would you be!?
Lex Luther
You are so dangerous and filled with evil that it's hard to imagine the world being able to stop you. You love to talk, and hear yourself talk, and can match wits with anyone. You love living the high life and stepping on the little people, intent on asserting your will on those who oppose. You also hate California.

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Television:

Lost!!!.....Seinfeld.....ER..... Grey's Anatomy.....Desperate Housewives.....History and Military Channels.....Sports......movies.....MASH.....West Wing.....The Brady Bunch......Gilligans Island (Mary Ann of course!)

How much do you know about the TV show Seinfeld?
You're a true Seinfeld buff!
Well done!

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What which one of MY favorite tv shows are you?
The Simpsons
One of the most popular tv shows, you are.

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Books:

My favorite authors are Ernest Hemingway and John Steinbeck. My favorite book is probably either 'The Old Man and the Sea' or 'The Grapes of Wrath.' I also read a lot of sci-fi and fantasy. Stuff like John Norman's Gor series, JRR Tolkien (he's so obscure though I bet no one has ever heard of him! LOL), Arthur C. Clark and Robert E. Howard. I love historical books, and I have a particularly keen interest in military history books. I read as much stuff (books and magazines) on current events as I have time for. Although I read a lot about the George and Bush show, I shouldn't because it REALLY makes me mad. And I used to be a strong republican/conservative. But now I'm a recovering Republican. Thank God!!!!! I spend too much time reading computer magazines and books since no one wants to let me keep my skills, or learn new skills, up to date on the company dime. So I have to do this on my own time, which they then exploit, so I change jobs so I can get paid what I'm worth now. It can be a vicious cycle. LOL I've been known to read a comic book or two. I especially love Mad Magazine and Heavy Metal.

Heroes:

My daughters.....Thomas Jefferson....George Washington....Benjamin Franklin.....Abraham Lincoln....Gandhi....Martin Luther King....Anyone from the greatest generation
What American accent do you have? This is really accurate for me.... LOL Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."


The Midland
The Northeast
Philadelphia
The South
The West
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract artsy people!

Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme in any one direction, these are the people for you. If you seek logical decision making skills and good money management, you may want to change something in the way you appear. Artsy people are fun for adventure and exploring, so, have fun! (smoking weed helps too)


You attract unstable people!
You attract Yuppies!
You attract geeks!
You attract models!
You attract rednecks!
What type of person do you attract?
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Name: Dan
Birthdate: 9-6-1962
Birthplace: Hart, Michigan
Current Location: Shelby, Michigan (north of Muskegon)
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 190 and dropping
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope
Overused Phraze: LOL
FAVORITES
Food: Spaghetti and meatballs
Candy: Kit Kat
Number: 6
Color: Blue
Animal: Tigers
Drink: Pepsi
Alcohol Drink: Margarita
Bagel: Panera Bread's cinnamon crunch
Letter: A because it starts everything off
Body Part on Opposite sex: All parts
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonald's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea in the summer, hot tea in the winter
Chocolate or Vanilla Both
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 11 pm
Most Missed Memory: Hmmmmm, I don't remember what that is
Best phyiscal feature: My butt or my eyes
First Thought Waking Up: Is it time to get up already?
Goal for this year: Survive it because next year has to be better
Best Friends: Gary, Gary and Brent
Weakness: Too easygoing
Fears: Dying young
Heritage: German mostly
Longest relationship: 19 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Too many times
Ever been beaten up: Not since about 5th grade
Ever beaten someone up: Not since 5th grade
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, once
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Hmmmmmm, that is a big yes
Been Dumped Lately: Yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue or hazel
Favorite Hair Color: Red or brunette
Short or Long: Depends on the woman
Height: Height doesn't matter
Style: Casual, romantic
Looks or Personality: Personality definitely because looks don't last
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol is ok, drugs not so cool
Muscular or Really Skinny: Either
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Too many
What country do you want to Visit: Greece
How do you want to Die: Quickly and as painlessly as possible
Been to the Mall Lately: Not in about 6 weeks
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, and just rain
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: Average to slightly below average
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: Been there and would like to go back
Do you Smoke: I enjoy good cigars and occasionally a pipe filled with good, aromatic pipe tobacco
Do you Drink: No
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes but I'm gonna say no here
Want to get Married: Been there, done that, could write the book, probably won't go there again
Do you want Children: Have children and can't have any more ;-)
Have your future kids names planned out: No
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 15 instead of when I did
Hate anyone: Yes, Paul!!!!
You scored as cherry's. Your kisses are sweet and Hot just like cherry's people love bein' kisses by you, just because you bring out pasion, obbsesion and Love when you kiss....You must be a warm and open minded person with a very big heart.

cherry's


75%

taste like tongue


75%

Candy


50%

strawberry's


38%
what does your kiss taste like??
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