Reiki; UFOlogy and the paranormal; Astrology; Tennis and Table Tennis; Motorcycles; Gymnastics; Weight Training; Traveling; History: Specifically World War I and II, American Civil War, Boer War, Russian Revolution, Crimean War, Boxer Rebellion.
I'd like to meet:
W.C. Fields - "My ex-wife drove me to drink . . . I never had a chance to thank her."
Mae West - "Marriage . . . what a wonderful institution . . . I just don't want to be in an institution;" When West was bound by contract to star in a horrific motion picture she asked of a co-worker, "Who do I have to sleep with to get OUT of this movie."
Captain James T. Kirk - "Landru has done damage to the body . . . therefore, Landru is defective . . . execute the Prime Directive."
Bacteria is the rear entrance to a cafeteria
In science, Nitrates are cheaper than day rates
Of all the labor-saving devices invented, which do you suppose has had the biggest impact on society?
1.
Washing Machine
2.
Dishwasher
3.
Breast pump
4.
Artificial Insemination
5.
The condom - which ultimately saves the woman from going INTO labor!
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There is overwhelming evidence of alien spacecraft visiting our planet. If so, what might they be in search of?
1.
Another planet to colonize
2.
To warn us of impending danger
3.
Find and destroy all of the existing Lawrence Welk albums
4.
Settle the age-old argument as to whether lite beer is less filling or tastes great
5.
Making inter-galactic drug deals with Keith Richards
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The Mayans may have accurately predicted the end of our planet in 2012. If so, what do you believe will doom the Big Blue Marble?
1.
Global Warming
2.
Nuclear holocaust
3.
Human consumption of fast food, which greatly accounts for the overproduction of methane gas
4.
The end of Western Civilization, which started when TV star PeeWee Herman was arrested for masturbating in an adult bookstore.
5.
Starbucks closes, which causes the U.S. economy to tank, which causes global wars, riots, and natural disasters, causing the earth to permanently shift off its axis
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This is my twin brother, P. Diddie Dukie. As a former member of the Symbionese Liberation Army, he dated Patty Hearst in the early 1970s until she "left" the organization to relocate to a "gated community" in Northern California.
Heartbroken, he moved to West L.A. where he currently counsels at-risk teens of the dangers of online video games.
P_Diddie_Dukie
Music:
Chicago, Spiral Staircase, Blood, Sweat and Tears, Classics IV, Waterlaso, Szylvia, The Russian Futurists, Chris Botti, Xiren, Radiohead, Queen; Michael Jackson; Jackson 5; Earth, Wind and Fire, Blue Magic, Stylistics, Mamas and the Papas, Paul Simon, Mono, Sade, Def Leppard, Paul Anka, Peter Cetera, Diana Ross, Christopher Cross, Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys, Crash Test Dummies, Alannah Miles, Beth Hart, White Lion, Stone Temple Pilots, Reo Speedwagon, SuperTramp, Tori Amos, Billy Joel, Ricardo Montaner, Marc Anthony, Thalia, Alejandra Guzman, Veronica Castro, Christian Castro, Olga Tanon, Charles Anzavour, Yuri, Sting, Rod Stewart, The Rat Pack (Sammy, Sinatra, Dean), Tony Bennett, Benny Goodman; Peggy Lee; Amy Winehouse, Andy Williams (specifically "Moon River"), Eartha Kitt (specifically "Santa Baby"), Billie Holliday, Satchmo, Sarah Vaughn, Dinah Washington, Herbie Hancock, Spyro Gyra, Europa, Perry Como, Brothers Johnson, Marvin Gaye.
Movies:
The Classics
Breakfast at Tiffanys; The Guns of Navarrone; Sayonara (Marlon Brando at his coolest); Casablanca; High Noon; Jet Pilot; How to Steal a Million; El Dorado; The Defiant Ones; Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb; Clockwork Orange; Dial M. for Murder (where Grace Kelly dons the sexiest voice I have ever heard on a woman); Vertigo; Psycho; Last Tango in Paris; Santa Fe Trail; Kellys Heroes; Charro (the only Western Elvis ever made); 2001: A Space Odyssey; The Imitation of Life; The Maltese Falcon; Streecar Named Desire; A Boy and His Dog; Double Indemnity; It's a Wonderful Life; Citizen Kane; The Forbidden Planet; Soylent Green; Little Caesar; The Cain Mutiny; The Barefoot Contessa; Sunset Boulevard; An Affair to Remember; Stalag 17; Bridge over the River Kwai; North by Northwest; Arsenic and Old Lace; It Happened One Night; 55 Days at Peking.
Modern-day Favorites
Earthgirls are Easy; Two Weeks Notice; Rumor Has It; Great Expectations; Rocky I-IV; D.E.B.S.; The Game; Lucky Number S7evin; The Ghost and The Darkness; The Jerk; The Taking of Pelham One, Two, Three; Star Wars I-VI; Blade Runner; Firewall; Miss Congeniality; Bruce Almighty; Shawshank Redemption; Black Snake Moan (Samuel Jackson's and Christina Ricci's best ever movie); Reservoir Dogs; Scent of A Woman; Traffic; Pulp Fiction; Idiocracy; Home Fries; Shadow Boxer; Dirty Harry; Sudden Impact; Blazing Saddles; The Producers; Minority Report
Foreign flicks
Belle Du Jour; Like Water for Chocolate; Tie me up! Tie me Down!; La Dolce Vita; A Man and A Woman; Red-Blue-White (a well-written trilogy of a Polish-produced series); Seven Samurai; Godzilla (1954 original); Amelie; A Very Long Engagement; The Beast (an excellent Russian film about a lost T-62 tank captain in the early days of their involvement in Afghanistan.)
Television:
Three Stooges; Love American Style; S.W.A.T; Hawaii Five O; Hart to Hart; I Love Lucy; All My Children (began watching in 1975); Baretta; Starsky and Hutch; Twilight Zone; Star Trek (original series); BattleStar Galactica ( original series); Mission Impossible; Night Gallery; Columbo; Perry Mason; Bonanza; Get Smart; The Big Valley; Gun Smoke; Room 222; Peyton Place; Route 66; F Troop; That Girl.
All My Children Close
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bn18z7L5u8
Books:
To Kill a Mockingbird; Hunt For The Skinwalker; The Taos Saucer Story; All the President's Men; The Phoenix Lights; Alien Agenda; Strange Highways; Worker in the Light.
With his city's budget $400 million in the red, L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has gladly accepted free help from the homeless in assisting with traffic congestion. If the program is successful they will be utilized on an upcoming subway construction project.
L.A. officials outsource to offset budget shortfall
Heroes:
My Mum; Grandmother; Marlon Brando; Sammy Davis Jr.; Winston Churchill - specifically his actions as a young soldier in the Boer War.
