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Max

I make Tucker Max look Catholic.

About Me

i beat women, molest children, and rob my friends. anyone wanna date me?just here for the

My Interests

my family, my friends, sex, women, basketball, work, school, and cancer childrenin that order if it's not on the list i probably don't care about it
Everything About Me!
Basic Information
Name: max
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 011585nigga.
Current Location: ...in my profile somewhere
Appearance
Build: More to Love
Eye Color: bloodshot
Hair Color: dirty
Best Feature: im not a used car
Your...
Greatest Fear: death
Greatest Weakness: i have hairy toes
Favorite Hobby: guitarish
Greatest Achievement: TBA some day
Do you...
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Not Anymore
Do Drugs: Not Anymore
Have You...
Been in Love: Yes
Been Dumped: Yes
Dumped Someone: Yes
Ever Stolen: Way back when
Ever Had Sex: Ummm..
confessions | free quizzes | free ringtones

I'd like to meet:

just here to talk to people while i work. if i know you, add me. if not, tell me how cool you think i am, then add me.

Music:

classic rock, rock, and hippy music. sounds that make me happy. i'm not naming artists right now, but i like black people, white people, asian people, and anyone else that has a bandmember that can hold a guitar and make it sound something like music

Movies:

most types of pornography.

Television:

Classy, huh?

Books:

dr suess, anything with popout pictures and amazing fantasy islands and magical monsters. for magazines, i enjoy anything with a centerfold and "illustrations"

Heroes:

gilbert grape. wtf is eating that guy, anyways?