DonkeyBreath

Okay okay. So how many times have you walked down a street and seen a really nice looking female with such an ugly bloke! Too many times i bet, and vice versa for you lovely females. Well this page is dedicated to hunting down those reckless mingers who insist on dodging the soap! You will all be exposed here, so there's your last chance to have a shower, stay away from the fake burberry scarfs and cheap cider! We will find you mingers! So follow the page's motto:'Don't be a minging little imbocil, go to Tesco and by some Clearacil.'So maybe your thinking i'm doing this because i'm insecure about myself, i have a small pecker and i have a face like a donkeys arse. Well you'd be wrong! The reason i'm doing this is because i'm insecure about myself, i have a small pecker and i have a face like a donkeys arse.See for a split second there you thought you were more intelligent than me didn't you? Well as a matter of fact i have an IQ of -100 and have a degree in dyslexia. Beat that all you stereotypes out there! Man it's so great being me. I mean who else gets up in the morning to see a donkeys arse looking back at them in the mirror?Also, please dont email me asking for autographs as i don't give them out just so you can go and sell them on eBay! How dumb do you think i am? I just sell them myself on eBay. Come to think of it, i think i'm actually recieving death threats from mingers, not autograph requests......Oh well, that's enough about my donkey faced antics. Enjoy the site! --DonkeyBreath