Wednesday One-Liners Will Kick Your Ass at Beer Pong |
.. --> ID = 78395 -->Frat boy ..: Next time this happens, just grab him by the penis and drag him into bed.--Grand Central.. --> ID = 80615 -->Frat boy: I mean, STDs are nothing to worry about. There ...
Posted by F.N.G on Thu, 22 May 2008 04:54:00 PST |
BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT |
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no lo...
Posted by F.N.G on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:04:00 PST |
An introduction from my new supervisor |
The following e-mail was sent to all staff in my section and is the objectives and expectations of my new supervisor Sgt Medina. All spelling errors have been left in tact and was appropria...
Posted by F.N.G on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:56:00 PST |
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE |
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATMmachinesenabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving theirvehicles. Customers using this new f...
Posted by F.N.G on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:07:00 PST |
Wednesday One-Liners Are One of the Properties of a Metal |
.. ID = 62194 -->Conductor: While you are waiting for trains, please do not sit on the edge of the platform. Not only could you loose your legs, but you could delay your fellow passengers.--Long Beach...
Posted by F.N.G on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:05:00 PST |
DA FORM 6159 (Official Military Document)-Unclassafied |
'Pre-Booty'
Reply Requested When Convenient ** THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT** this pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________,...
Posted by F.N.G on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST |
Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker |
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this be...
Posted by F.N.G on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST |
Do We Need Better Education? |
These are real notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district... (spellings have been left intact.) 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.&n...
Posted by F.N.G on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:23:00 PST |
Actual 911 Calls |
BELIEVE it or not, These are REAL 911 Calls!Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an add...
Posted by F.N.G on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST |
Tribal Lore vs DoD Strategies |
Tribal Lore vs DoD Strategies
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to ...
Posted by F.N.G on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:34:00 PST |
