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METALLY GUITARDED

SHE WANTED NOTHING,AND I DELIVERED

About Me

Layout made by LilithReignWELL,LETS SEE.BORN AND RAISED IN THE SOUTH.FAMILY LINE DONT GO NORTH OF THE FLORIDA GEORGIA BORDER FOR 3 GENERATIONS,AND THEN JUST TO GEORGIA AND SOUTH CAROLINA.BEEN A GEARHEAD AL MY LIFE.STARTED FIXIN SHIT FOR MONEY RIGHT OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL(YEAH I FUCKIN GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL).BEEN PLAYIN GUITAR AND WRITIN MUSIC SINCE I WAS 8.GREW UP IN SARASOTA FLORIDA.BEEN IN SOME COOL BANDS OVER THE YEARS.SPENT THE MAJORITY OF MY 20S AND 30S TRYIN TO MAKE IT IN THE MUSIC SCENE.WAS IN A BAND CALLED BP IN THE MID TO LATE 80S.GOT TO PLAY OPENING ACT FOR SUICIDAL,DRI,BAD BRAINS,COC,EXPLOITED,GBH,AGNOSTIC FRONT,LUDICHRIST,THE MEATMEN,A FUCKLOAD OF BANDS.WE WERE HOOKED UP WITH NO CLUBS PRODUCTIONS,AND THEY WERE BOOKIN ALL THE PUNK/HARDCORE SHOWS,SO WE WERE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO GET ON A LOT OF COOL BILLS.ALSO PLAYED IN BALTHAZAR,KLEGG,AND MOST RECENTLY WAS IN A BAND CALLED MACHETTI DRIVE(WE SPLIT IN 03).DECIDED TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT MAKIN REAL MONEY IN LATE 98,SO I PUT MUSIC ON HOLD(SORT OF)AND GOT A JOB WRENCHIN AT THE LOCAL BMW DEALER.BEST FUCKIN MOVE I EVER MADE,GREAT COMPANY TO WORK FOR.SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE I MANAGED TO REPRODUCE,I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL 14 YR OLD DAUGHTER WHO HAS BEEN LIVING WITH ME FULL TIME SINCE DECEMBER OF THIS YEAR.BEEN MARRIED AND DIVORCED TOO MANY TIMES.CURRENTLY VERY HAPPILY MARRIED TO MY WIFE ELIZABETH OF SEVEN YEARS.WE GOT US A NICE LITTLE HOUSE,3 DOGS,3 BIRDS,3 BMWS,2 HARLEYS,AND A VACUM CLEANER NAMED LEROY.DONT PARTY LIKE I USED TO,BUT I CAN STILL FUCK IT UP WITH THE BEST OF EM.IM JUST A NO BULLSHIT,HARD WORKIN,HARD LIVIN MOTHERFUCKER.I LOVE MY FAMILY AND TRULY VALUE THE FEW REAL FRIENDS I HAVE.I LOVE MY TOYS AND MY DOGS AND MY WISKEY.I NEVER FORGET A GOOD TURN OR A BAD DEED,NOR DO I EXPECT ANYTHING FROM ANYONE THAT I DONT EXPECT FROM MYSELF.I FUCKIN HATE LIARS,CHEATS, THIEVES,FAKES,POSERS AND WEAK MOTHERFUCKERS.IM GODDAMN PROUD OF WHO AND WHAT I AM AND WHERE I COME FROM,AND ILL DEFEND THAT TO THE DEATH.SOME PEOPLE LIKE ME,SOME DONT......I GUESS IT ALL BALANCES OUT IN THE END.

My Interests

old school chops and rods.good music.pabst blue ribbon beer,because its cheap AND its good!jack daniels,because it comes in a square bottle so the empties dont roll around in the car.playing and writing music.time with family.honkytonk bars,gibson guitars,people who dont talk shit just because theyre on the internet.eyehategod,nashville pussy,superjoint,hank 3, machinehead,fumanchu,reagan youth,agnostic front,dri,badbrains,etc.old harleys,young women,goin fast , cruisin slow ,rollin around on the floor with my three big dogs.my wifes kick ass cooking,big paychecks,nascar and just about any other goddamn motorsport you can think of.tattoos,titties, t buckets and triumphs

I'd like to meet:

people with like interests.anyone riding driving or building real old school bikes or cars.owners of catahoula hound dogs.others who appreciate good beer good whiskey good music and good times.ANYONEfrom the mid 80 s TAMPA/BRADENTON/SARASOTA/SOUTHEASTERN PUNK ROCK ERA.IGGY POP.LEMMY.GOD(JUST NOT YET)!DALE EARNHARDT(JUST NOT YET)!THE FIRST PERSON THAT EVER ATE A FUCKIN OYSTER.LES PAUL.THE ASSHOLE WHO DECIDED GAS SHOULD COST THREE FUCKIN DOLLARS A FUCKIN GALLON!?!?!?!!!!!!!!SHIT,id like to meet a lot of people who arent ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!SO,what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!?!?!

Music:

anything creative.mostly heavy shit,thats what ive always written and played. guitar oriented stuff,because thats what i play.have been playing and writing music most of my life.was in belching penguin,balthazar,klegg,and machette drive.

Movies:

put me to sleep

Television:

my name is earl.anything motorsport related.

Books:

the only books ive read in years were tom clancy books.i liked them.

Heroes:

jimmi hendrix,jimmy page,joe perry,kieth richards because hes still fuckin alive.cale yarborough,dale jr,hank williams the third for playin kick ass outlaw country and not givin a fuck.my wife for puttin up with me for the last seven years.