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About Me

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Me? I'm a street walking cheetah with a hand full of napalm. I'm from Pembury in West Kent and, barring a few years in Paris of blissful cosmopolitanism, I concentrated on escaping. Now I find myself a graduate from King's College London with a 2.2 in English Language and Literature because I can't put my guitar down for more than half an hour at a time, with job offers flooding in from such illustrious employers as stationers and clothes stockists. I am lazy when it comes to everything except guitars and bars. I like smoking. mmmmmmm. I also enjoy warm days with some sun and a nice breeze swiftly followed by an evenings retributional downpour. A little rain never hurt anyone. I like honest people, and pretend to like phoneys. If you've got a bone to pick I think the best place for you is the cemetary.

My Interests

Bumming around, guitar, long hair, lager, gin, vodka, kaluha, milk, whisk(e)y, benson and hedges gold, golden virginia, blue rizla, liz, nonviolent demonstration, nepotism, unqualified psychoanalysis, dreams, sleep, seatage, driving, napping, dozing, snoozing, ultimate frisbe, wrinkled shirts, blue jeans, converse, pallor,

I'd like to meet:

Vladimir Putin. Something tells me we'd get on like a house on fire. Failing that, probably Paul Weller, to give him a smack and tell him to re-form the Jam.If you see him, tell him to call me at [email protected]

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Manic Street Preachers, Pearl Jam, Blondie, Pretenders, Cure, Velvet Underground, Nick Drake, Neil Young, Gorrillaz, The music, Van Morrison, etc.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Tapeheads, The Godfather [part II], Apocalypse now, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Sweet and Lowdown.

Television:

The Good Life. Felicity Kendall is a Goddess.

Books:

Anything Ford or Fitzgerald with a smattering of Artaud., Tender is the night, Catcher in the rye, Dubliners, Orpheus Emerged, Naked Lunch, Picture of Dorian Gray, Candide,

Heroes:

Ed Gein. I think our psych profiles match up a treat don't you?
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : High
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Moderate
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : Low
Antisocial Personality Disorder : Moderate
Borderline Personality Disorder : Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : High
Avoidant Personality Disorder : Low
Dependent Personality Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Low

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My Blog

Lies.....

If lies were money, everyone would be filthy rich. The lie lies in the heart of the lier. Those who know that they lie, who acknowledge their own duplicity, shall never capitalise on their lies. Thos ...
Posted by Toby on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:50:00 PST

Epiphany....

It's been a busy week. Well, for everyone except me. Which is wierd what with the graduation and 21st and the sombrero...bunny-ears.... bloody fangs etc. No. Everyone else is well on their way to the ...
Posted by Toby on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:07:00 PST

What if.....

...I wasn't graduating tomorrow? I wonder if I would feel any different. Probably happier as I would still be a reckless and irresponsible student. That would be the life. I really do envy all of you ...
Posted by Toby on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:25:00 PST

Lost Sanity

Dammit. 6 months gone like that. No ifs or buts, my reason for sanity has been lost, or stolen. It is only because I now have nowhere else to write that I am forced to write here. It's nowhere near as...
Posted by Toby on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:12:00 PST