vicky

I am vicky, or bictor, or rimmer, or vickrum, vik, twat, spesh, wife, doris the tea-maker, so i will answer to anything basically... i am 17 was at college till recently, failed the course yeah!!!! anyways anyone want to employee me, dont read any further if so...so ... i am a narcolepticccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cccccccccccccccccccccc fell asleep on the keyboard... not funny i know. i dont have photo sensitive epilepsy yet..i like to look on the brightside of life i am mr.brightside yet i am female i believe and not being cheated on..you should be happy with what you have as so many people envy you unless you have AIDS, but i have a third nipple called jim on my foot oh wait tis moyers not me..enough on me i am rubbish but happy on the outside, so bout my friends, im not an emo put that... friends yes, i hate my wife, cos she is writing nasty things, like i am a depressive alcoholic maniac without epilepsy but with narcolepsy and measles, recently got over cholera and scurvey. i have no teeth or hair but if i did it wud be blonde because it is, i have blue eyes and no ennamel as i have a tongue piercing, anyways my friends i have none..except my wife n she is disowned, so vacancies here...apply below. i have a dog not my wife she is lovely, check her out www.myspace.com/green_eyed_emma (cow)my dog is called borat i mean boris, not that either is better, thanks to jon causey or jon and causey as those 2 combined wud be dangerous and scarey we have seen it they think they r spiderman only drunk, n fall out of trees..boris yes i love him lots he is mad so is my horse penny and very very fat vacancy for rider, apply below.they r both very much loved i make sure i see my horse at least once a year... and the dog has been in the kennels for the past week cos i got fed up, my lamb is called frankie i am going to eat her..i am a farmer i love the wurzels, i've got a brand new combine harvester and i'll give you the key..my mother is foreign she is brilliant, says my wife, she has given me a nervous disposition as she bursts through my door at 5am screaming shes pregnant (not my mum, my cousin, "would you like some meat", "ski" you dont need a toothbrush at 6 you need a spoon and icing sugar. i am a rubbish driver in transit vans,i think i am awesome though. if u want to speak to me i wouldnt but u can probably tell that by now, after all that gumpf up there run away.. fast, i am, i shut my thumb in the door of my car i have a talent for breaking things like hub caps with my head sorry laura, funny though i dont remember much, but did u know they dont let u smoke in A and E. I do now, peace out xxxxxxxxxxxx you can find me at [email protected] is a plank!!! he moaned that i didn't put him on my profile well i have now! i would love to write loads about him but there isn't really much to say!! he is short blond and wicked!! everyone should have a friend like him.... even if he is very special lol love you lots like vodka shots and jelly tots ( not much then cos vodka makes me sick and im not that fond of jelly tots!!) hehe xxx

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