I like to buy tickets for popular concert events and sell them on ebay for inflated prices, what a cunt eh? One day I hope to realise my dream of being a proper ticket tout and selling rubbish T-shirts and posters outside after the gig. For this I need to develop my scouse accent.
I also believe that everyone who doesn't like Elvis Costello should be round up and put into Death Camps. Did I say Death Camps? I mean Happy Camps!
I'll put some real pictures up on here soon but at the moment I don't have any way of getting them on here so I need to wait til I get an internet connection.