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Roxanne Laura Crocket

Your fire makes it all worthwhile.

About Me

I'm so boring I can't even stand myself. So I constantly have to do crazy and fun things and I can't sit still for a moment. I have to distract myself from being boring. So some things that I've decided are good distractions are: 1 - Obsessions over music and constantly listening to some good stuff 2 - Going to Rock Shows. Particularly ones that are free, or that have my friends involved, or both is even better! 3 - Reading. 4 - Watching bad television. Actually I do this more to get myself to sleep. Home and Garden TV, I have found, is really good at making me sleepy. Same with Food Network. Both are great, but they are good at making me sleep. 5 - My boyfriend. He is the best distraction to my boringness ever. I dread the day he realizes I am so boring and leaves. ACK!! 6 - Dancing - alone or in front of people, particularly where dancing isnt part of the menu. 7 - Crashing boring parties, getting wicked sauced, and dancing. 8 - Driving - driving to vegas is 70% the fun of vegas. (see photo) 9 - Beach dwelling - yes I like the beach, and the sunset at the beach and looking really far. 10 - Mountain dwelling - same as beach - looking far is fun! 11 - Working - working is a good distraction to my boringness, however my job is wicked boring. becoming a lawyer was WAY distracting and involved a ton of my time, essentially law school implanted itself into my body and parasitically lived through me for three years, so I wasn't even conscious!!! bar exam was even more mind altering! woo hoo!! 12 - Movies - um, for some reason most movies make me realize how boring I am = i.e. why am I not doing all the stuff these people are doing? Same with olympics, gymnastics and figure skating - I could have done that!! Why was I sitting on my ass at 3 years old and not TUMBLING?!?!?!?! 13 - Taking up, but not finishing or perfecting, new hobbies and forms of self expression - examples - playing drums, photography, painting, knitting, playing guitar, t-shirt making, sewing, widdling, cooking, baking, etc.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

non boring people

Music:

Notably - AFI, Van Halen, Bon Jovi, G N R, Alice NChains, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Franz Ferdinand, Bjork, Massive Attack, Nirvana, Moby, Social Distortion, Kicked in the Head, Jimmy Eat World, Loudermilk, The Who, Ima Robot, Liz Phair, Slipknot, Piebald, Deftones, Linkin Park, Blink 182, Green Day, Janes Addiction, Lucy Pearl, Soundgarden, Vast, Eminem, Beck, Bedhead, Radiohead, Tool, Screaming Trees, chevelle

My Blog

Brian's Burning Questions

1. What is YOUR favorite Emerson memory? I've been thinking about this one alot. I really have a hard time thinking of a single moment. I was generally just so unhappy there. Miserable and depres...
Posted by Mademoiselle Roxanne on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:51:00 PST

more on editing and spinning

Spinning So, as previously mentioned i made a date (next tuesday) with my Dr to follow up on strep throat (long over and done with) and my new spinning issues. Well Tuesday after a failed attempt to w...
Posted by Mademoiselle Roxanne on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:36:00 PST

editing

May 17 was the last day I checked in about editing. Here is the latest: May 18 - threw out a near empty bottle of 8 perfume by Abercrombie. Its a great perfume, but considering i had used up the whole...
Posted by Mademoiselle Roxanne on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:57:00 PST

I don't know what I am talking about

I am finally feeling better. Well other than feeling bleh from driving to San Diego and back today for a useless settlement conference. Becky is out of town - I know I hardly ever saw her before she ...
Posted by Mademoiselle Roxanne on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:12:00 PST

Nichole's burning questions

1.) What made you want to become a lawyer? What makes you want to go into your job every day? Quite a few reasons actually: I had a class on entertainment law at Emerson and realized it was something ...
Posted by Mademoiselle Roxanne on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:32:00 PST

What next? (I can't take it anymore)

First it was nearly passing out in my dinner from a weird vertigo moment. Then it was generally feeling bleh for a few days. Then it was feeling fine again. But not for long, then bleh again. Then it ...
Posted by Mademoiselle Roxanne on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:53:00 PST

One day I will be replaced by a hot young actress....

http://www.vimeo.com/clip:171464
Posted by Mademoiselle Roxanne on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:36:00 PST

I love you 99 cent store

First of all - shocked, but not surprised, at the zero enthusiasm regarding the finding of a new earth. Not that I am psyched about this particular 'new earth,' but I am really blown away that within ...
Posted by Mademoiselle Roxanne on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:04:00 PST

This remarkable discovery appears to confirm thathe universe is swarming with Earth-like worlds

Found: The New EarthBy MICHAEL HANLON - More by this author ยป Last updated at 22:33pm on 24th April 2007 Comments It's got the same climate as Earth, plus water and gravity. A newly discovered plane...
Posted by Mademoiselle Roxanne on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:46:00 PST

Palm Dessert Weekend - this week's episode of "my weekend, blah blah bla, my friends rule"

No Bunny Rabbits made any appearance, and neither did the 90 degree weather, but that's ok because my best friends were there, and that's all you need. Especially when you've got yourself three pitche...
Posted by Mademoiselle Roxanne on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST