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Christine

Lets poop back and forth forever.

About Me

I am Christine. I live in a house made of glass and I throw stones. I live with aaron, two cats (cupcake and sue) and an Iguana named Zeus. This year I plan to work on the technology on how to travel in tubes. I wrote the book, "Gas, Steak and the Incredible Force of Being", under than name Tarmak Archibald. I hate the pussycat Dolls, but I love America's Next top model. Last year, I won state champion in love making. Thank you. oh and i love to cuddle with my cats

My Interests

Well flute crap, anti bush stuff, Conspiracy theories, dorky band instrument repair toolings and methods..haha lame AND...Talking to people that I havent talk to in many moons, Sometimes when It's nice out I sleep outside, anal sex, Big boxes are fun to modge PODGE on, Sleeping on Trampolines, Sleeping actually, Rock Climbing is my recent thing that hopefully will have me belike spider man, Crocheting when i can, Quilting when i can, Looking at ppl when theya re drunk. War interests me.

I'd like to meet:

Men with large penis'. and women with small vaginas

Music:

50 Cent+-+ Beatles++ Chicago Tranist Authority++ Elton John *ONLY YELLOWBRICK ROAD*+-+ Frank Zappa++ Old Eminem+-+ John Coltrane++ La Bouche++ Led Zepplin(sometimes)++ Lil Kim+-+ Modest Mouse+-+ Old Nsync+-+ Paxselin Quartet++ Pinback++ Pink Floyd (I really like animals alot)++ Primus+-+ Queen++ Rush++ Sleepy Time Gorilla Meseum+-+ Tenacious D+-+ THE ANGRY ORTS++ The Gossip+-+ The White Stripes++ The Who+-+ Tupac+-+ Weezer+-+Spanish speaking Heavy metal on KBOO++

Movies:

300-- Alien--Aliens-- Alien vs. Predator-- American Beauty-- Anchor man: The legend of Ron Burgundy-- Blades Of Glory__ Blow-- Brokeback Mountain-- Borat-- Carrie-- Christine-- Dodgeball-- Girl Interrupted-- Grindhouse__ Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy-- Killer Clowns From Outerspace-- League of Extraordinary Gentelmen-- Little Miss Sunshine__ Lord of The Rings-- Memento-- Napoleon Dynamite-- Predator I, II-- Royal Tenenbaums-- Rushmore-- Saw 1.2.3__ Scarface-- Shakes The Clown-- Star Wars-- The Aviator-- The Color Purple-- The Graduate-- The Life Aquatic w/ Steve Zissou-- The Punisher-- The Transformers the Movie-- V for Vendetta-- Wedding Crashers-- Zoolander--

Television:

Reno 911, History channel, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet. MODERN MARVELS- the history of paint IS CRAZY!!! ---Myth Busters

Books:

----Behold a Pale Horse-William Cooper ----The Peoples History Of The United States- Howard Zinn ----Intelligance Reframed-Howard Gardener ----Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Restaurant at the End of the Universe-Douglas Adams ----The Time Machine-H.G. Wells

Heroes:

people who like to fight and start wars, liars, hypocrytes, journalists, Fox News, Today I drove by a big truck with a camper on it that had in big letters "You are either with us or against us" and a giant american flag painted on the back window

My Blog

washing machine friend and Baby cats and other news

It is so exciting! It is so radical, so awesome. The ability to wash clothes in my own house! I am proud to announce to the world of myspace, that Aaron and I are owners of a brand new, front loading...
Posted by Christine on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:02:00 PST

Portland Rose Festival Dragon Boat Racing Team ZGF Ark-o-teks!

Allright, so this weekend was the Rose Festival Dragon Boat Races. I raced on an architect firm team called ZGF Ark-o-teks. I got a nifty team shirt and everything.One day, my neighbor Marcelino ask...
Posted by Christine on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:05:00 PST

boo hoo pirates sucked

yea...I loved the first one...the second one got me hooked becuase davey jones was so awesome looking...but then theres the 3rd one....the end of the story...the part where all our questions would get...
Posted by Christine on Sun, 27 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

jappy birthday

hi, today is aarons birthday..we went to portland city grill with Hans (hdaddy ettling).WE had good food. It was good becuase it tasted good. They spent like 16 minutes deciding what kind of wine we...
Posted by Christine on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST

Zappa Plays Zappa

After having about 6 crocodiles and not being able to finish the cranium game that we started I passed out in my bed. woke up at 6:30 AM and puked on the way to where I drop aaron off. Yes it sucked....
Posted by Christine on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:49:00 PST

confused

I think my feelings have changed.  I feel a little different today. I don't know what to do.
Posted by Christine on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 10:07:00 PST

blooooooog

put an 'X' next to what you have accomplished, blank the rest. Then REPOST, not REPLY.. (-)= maybe/somewhat (x) snuck out of the house (x) gotten lost in your city ( ) saw a shooting star (...
Posted by Christine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bush senior and clinton?

so why is that happening?...why did they team up to save the tsunami ppl? heres why... so they are gonnna hang out and be all hey . the clintons are cool....i like bill clinton...oh look hill...
Posted by Christine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Pet

i got an iguana yesterday..his name is Zeus...he's an asshole theres a pic of him in my gallery..of famous stuff...
Posted by Christine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST