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I'd like to meet:

In a Friend:

They must like to: Play games. -Preferably of the Video Type, however card games are just as good. Board games too, just as long as you like to play games. Listen to sounds. -If its human good, if its recorded even better…Preferably stuff that I can either A) tolerate or B) enjoy. Go places. -& don't just expect me to know where to go. If you have an idea I am more then willing to go for it. Watch movies. Just hang out. Be okay with eating whatever. -I like a good home cooked meal as much as the next, but sometimes I just prefer trying to get fat on fast food.
They can like to: Take pictures. -Maybe even go on outings just to take pictures. Swing from treetop to treetop. -so I don't have any monkey friends, but I love to monkey around...Don't you? be creative. -I am a very creative person. I would love to make things (especially out of lego's) so if you are into building things, painting things, doing whatever creative...that would be awesome.
Things that float my boat: Pigtails. A girl in a dress. (skirts do it too) -If your confident enough and love to wear a dress everyday then I definitely want to meet you. Red lipstick.

Interesting Tidbits:

I’m open to dating all shapes and sizes. In the past I have dated someone who was 200+ and still to this day I consider her to be in the top 3, and most beautiful and influental girls that I have been with in my life. Everybody is unique in their personality and that is what counts the most. I will be friends with any god lover but you must understand that I do not nor will ever believe in such a thing. As well if you rant and rave about it you are pushing your luck being friends with me.

Music:

Some of my Favorite Bands/Artists Include (but are not limited to):

The Decemberists Death Cab for Cutie REM Etta james Frank Sinatra James Brown Ludacris police AC/DC

80's Alternative/Indie Early 90's Classic Rock Rap Oldies Jazz Other...

Movies:

Favorite Movies:

Amelie Hackers Office Space Snatch / Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels Goonies The Royal Tenenbaums Drop Dead Fred / Better off Dead Fight Club

Star Wars Pirates of the Caribbean Lord of the rings The Matrix Indiana Jones

The Brave Little Toaster Robots Spirited Away My neighbor Totoro Finding Nemo Toy Story I & II Monsters Inc.

Television:

Favorite Cartoons:

Rocko's Modern Life Harvey Birdman: Attorney at law Family Guy Futurama Rug Rats Fairly Oddparents

Adult Swim (Cartoon Network) Discovery Channel Food Network Bravo Fox TLC

Books:

Quotes:

"is she gonna be okay doc?" "well i don't know how to tell you this mr. filbert, its uh not a she. that's a loaf of bread" "noo, she moved yesturday. Don't listen to him margaret you'll be fine"

BMW says this droptop, the fourth generation of 3-series convertibles, is 50 percent stiffer than its predecessor, suggesting the previous version employed willow branches as structural elements "As such, “duoportes” such as the A5 appeal only to specific types of people whose lifestyles do not include carpooling and who do not slog such things as other peoples’ kids, slobbering St. Bernards, or corn-fed colleagues. Coupes are for one person or one pair, and seldom more. They are personal and intimate; a reward, not an appliance." It’s hard for any engine to outshine the sheer sex appeal of that luscious bod "It works like this: Vacuum-controlled valves in the mufflers stay shut at lower rpm, limiting noise. Drop the hammer and they flip open, the resulting sonic mayhem scaring the crap out of small children—kids are sissies, after all—knocking birds from trees, and cracking the earth’s crust. (In what is undoubtedly one of mankind’s greatest achievements—ever—some owners have jerry-rigged switches to their Z06 to leave the valves open all the time.)" "It has a 428-cubic-inch small-block LS7 V-8 engine with titanium connecting rods and inlet valves, a dry-sump lubrication system, and an induction manifold so large you could pass a basketball through the engine. Okay, not quite, but it’s pretty big." "Once that was settled, we had joyous fun, passing the Z06 as if it were a minivan." "For the I-really-didn’t-want-a-911 price of $67,900, you get a painted and assembled Noble M400 with an interior but no drivetrain." "Tech major-domo Larry Webster’s Mercedes did start leaking black gold at a rate that would have had Jed Clampett dancing a jig, but it survived." "By now you are all aware that a “beater” is a car in which the fuel in its tank is more valuable than the sum of all its parts." "Itchin’ to Win,” a 1981 Toyota Corona wagon “sponsored” by Vagisil" "Under Robinson’s merciless foot, the mighty V-8 begins to miss. We discover it makes considerably less power as a V-7." "At pitch-black midnight on the Nebraska plains, by the green glow of our dials and using logic well lubricated by Vivarin, circus peanuts, and RC Cola, we hatch a plan." "The Maxima’s encrustation of white paint barely conceals the gouge marks of hastily sanded Bondo." "Merging onto the freeway, we’re a sagging meat sausage with bad ball joints and a wicked shimmy. The Maxima is capable of just 70 mph." ". But just as the two batteries the Olds came with were about to peter out, the engine caught and fired, creating a noxious cloud of black smoke that would have raised eyebrows during the Industrial Revolution." "First, one look at the pricing tells you these cars aren’t grocery getters. Not unless great-uncle Ned’s recent bequest included the deed to Atlanta and your designated grocery getter needs to travel at warp speed." "would you really want to park one of these thoroughbreds in range of some harassed parental unit herding a 10-year-old Suburban filled with screaming soccer-game celebrants? Sure, and while we’re at it, we’ll let the kids use the car as a target for kicking practice." "Among other achievements, Chrysler boasts front seats raised 2.5 inches, great for ex-SUV owners still in rehab" "In turns, it took a firm and true set, requiring no midcourse corrections, always whispering to its driver, “Go ahead and nail it, chief — I may look like an SUV, but I’m actually a 300-hp wagon.”" "To 60 mph and through the quarter-mile, no competitor here could even read the SRX’s rear plate." "The stalk is hidden behind a steering spoke, and several of us pulled a full Quasimodo trying to decipher its innumerable movements." "The ML earned bonus points for its silky transmission — the only seven-speed in this group — although the column-mounted shifter’s odd pattern continued to baffle those of us with gray hair." "Although our test sample did arrive with the optional $595 blind-spot warning system, which clogged with ice and was thereafter useless." "We’re drawn to Volvo’s SUV because it’s not a traditional SUV. More like a big box of Swedish rye crisp on stilts"

Heroes:

Some people ask me why I got The Brave Little Toaster tattoo or spunky from Rocko's Modern Life . Well to tell you the truth I feel as though they are a huge part of my childhood and they deserve to be memorialized on my arm. They are my hero's