laurasaurus

 
likes: movie nights with my roommate, roller derby, tea, how the air smells before it's going to snow, mash-ups, contemplating strange adaptations of body parts, receiving packages, campfire smell, pomegranates, stealing posters from campus, being a reverse oreo, snuggles, making messes, making dresses, the zoo, bright colors, residual boy smell on my bedding, chewing on my lip, horribly amazing reality shows, lunchboxes, oddly sexual dreams, portland, wearing pants as little as possible, going on adventures, wizard rock, boys with beards, and songs that remind a person of a specific moment in time.
 
dislikes: people who lack common sense, country music, ethnocentrism, fuzzy fabric that sheds all over when you try to sew with it, seafood, doing the dishes, children of all shapes and sizes, people who don't say goodbye, sadistic dental hygienists, the sticky residue left by removed price stickers, jello, itches you can't scratch, awkward introductions, skinny bitches, dr. phil, waking up before noon, bad spelling and/or grammar, mosquitoes, the skanky chick at the party who always makes you ashamed to be female, slow-moving pedestrians, sunburns, and pie, yes, that's what i said, pie.