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Calamitously Bored With Reality

...the perceptive universe exsists as a cluster of clusters irregulary disposed... -Eureka, Edgar Al

About Me

"The dance is a poem, of which each movement is a word." - Mata Hari
What Alice Means
A is for Artistic
L is for Legendary
I is for Inspirational
C is for Creative
E is for Energetic

Why, hello fellow myspacers!! My name is Alice Regina Palmer and Im 20 years old, fuckin finally! Through wit them damn teen years, or as my friend Kristy would say, Done with the teeners.Ü- you bitch. To the crazy normal people-Feel free to add me if you like, to chat. And to the perverts- ur disgusting and I dont wanna respond to a message from some random stranger telling me what he/she wants to do to me. So dont. If i wanna talk to you, i will, but only if im lonely and depressed and don't have a sex life. Anyways, I'm a coo laid back, kind of chick...well except around my gurlz, we be gettin all wild and shit!!! haha gotta love them all, yano?? But really though, i'm an "at home" kind of girl, or shall we say, I spend a majority of my free time there. I'm not saying that I don't party or go out, I just perfer Home Sweet Home. So when I do go out, it had better be a good ass fuckin party, or a good damn reason, otherwise... i'll either be making dance routines- for fun, reading, writing/journaling, mirror etching, doin yoga/stretching, watching movies, myspacin, gettin high, walkin my dogs, or well, Fuckin. LOL What's also really fuckin great about me, is I LOVE football!!!! I don't have a favorite team lately. . .but how can you when your favorite player isn't playin for that team you've been rootin for, for years?!?! Oh well. . . what could be better than sittin on the couch all day eatin wings and screamin at the TV??? But i've alwayz liked the Dolphins, Bears, 49'ers, Seahawks, Packers, Raiders, Bengals, Buccaneers, Giants, Jets, Falconz, Redskins, Ravens, Steelers, and the Chargers. But really though i'll watch any game. Although i hate it when 2 suckazz teamz are playing, and the final score iz like 13-7....GAY, jusy G.A.Y. (nothing against Gayz, just use tha word a lot) sum ppl will back up those kind of gamez, but i think they just Plain out SUCK!I've recently picked up watchin basketball! I kno, crazy huh?!?! lol but uh, no favorite team just yet...But so far im likin tha Clippers, Lakers, Miami Heat, Pistons, Nets, Suns, tha spurs, & tha Pacers. I just fuckin love, love, love dancin and shakin what my momma gave me!! It's probably one of the main things that gets me though daily hellish life. But at least the strees meter has gone down a bit, my brother Doug and his Girlfriend, just moved out last week... finally. It's sickenin to know that i had to live with the practically married couple for nearly a year. That may sound bitchy but, YOU don't know what they are like. I'm gonna leave it at that.lol!, i'm sure a lot of my friends would agree wit me, on that last paragraph!! Ü Pickin thing up again... I absolutely love cookin!!! yano, experimenting and creating new delicious meals and desserts! Baking might just be my favorite thing to do, but then again... I guess desserts are my thing. But dont think i cant cook though, even if I am Dougs sister. haha When/if/ I open my night club later in life, i'm definately gonna put a restaurant in it!!! The "if" part, is well, i might be thinking of just doing marketing as a major. As mush as I would love to open a historic night club, the way the world is going, it'll be harder to make it. With the government wanting to stop social security and all, there won't be any benefits for my employees and their families. then again, is any job going to be safe??
... by the way, Im also, I'm a business/marketing major!! yeah!!!But, let's see, change the subject again... I love video games!!- Need 4 Speeed baby! Animal Cossing, Conkers Bad Fur Day, Banjo and Kazooie, 007 Golden Eye, All Legend of Zelda Games, Grand Theft Auto, The Hobbit, Star Wars Knights The Sith Lords, Mortal Kombat- even though I really suck at it, Mostly all Mario games, Donkey Kong, ummmm, well I like a lot of games!!! I recently bought Lego Star Wars II The Original Trilogy for my psp.... oh my god is it addicting!?!? I also like; Scary movies, making people feel awkard, laughing, telling my brother doug that hes stupid, taking pictures, sex, eating pineapple, screwdrivers, the colors black, white, red and gray- whatever Link... black and white are colors in my wonderland, orgasms, hoodies, astrology, thongs, g-strings, v-strings- panties!!haha, postcards, cards for all occasions, cussing, makin people laugh, deep thinking, meditation, wine, polka dots, checks and stripes- yikes!, STAR WARS, make-up, eating coffee beans, arm warmers, Spongebob Squarepants, men & women, kissing, snow, fall, oysters, tuna, Kool-aid, a whole lot of other shit, and jammin to music- of all kinds! Yeah. I love it all!
Oh Yeah!!! I also love sleeping, cuz I like dreaming! oh the wonders of our minds....you can also see another page of mine at http://www.360.yahoo.com/brownsugar8113

My Interests

hmmm... my general interests.... As in, whats interesting to me in general, or as in what keeps me interested in life? If you wanna know my general interests, read the "about me" section, cause im gonna tell ya a few of the things that keep me interested in life.

Let's see... the universe. Scientists don't know if life exists on other planets, they don't know if the universe has a end or not. They don't even know how our solar system began. Will they or us, ever know the answers to any of these statements.... who knows? I mean sure, we know a lot about it, we know the word universe, means everything. We know galaxys, milky ways, the solar system, stars, asteroids, why stars shine, why we have seasons, why we can't see the back of the moon, eclpises, why the moon shines, meteors, comets, gravity, shooting stars & astronomy. We even know that astronauts can grow an inch or two taller on a long space mission. Because of gravity, the bones in the spine can slightly move apart, but when they return to earth, gravity will shrink him back to normal size! But we don't know why the Universe Is.... now that is interesting.
You Should Rule Jupiter
Huge and hot, Jupiter is a quickly turning planet with short days and intense gravity.

You are perfect to rule Jupiter, because you are both dominant and kind.
You have great strength and confidence, but you never abuse your power.

You are always right. Even if you make mistakes, you compensate for them... before anyone knows it.
Headstrong and ambitious, you always have a goal in mind. You are optimistic and believe things will always work out.Business and marketing. yeah thats right. why?? some may ask? Well, its crazy to think that at 1 time our parents were able to fill up their tank of gas for 5 bucks! And cigarettes were 55 cents a pack! You could get a bag full of name brand candy for a buck. Pants were considered costly at 10 bucks a pair! WOW! what a long time ago.... actually, No. Is 30 years a long time? Does it seem outrageous that cigarettes, in price, have gone up over 700%, since 1977? And now to fill your gas tank is costs around 15 bucks!?!? Well it is crazy. You can thank marketing and sales! Why do we pay so much? Price is equal to or less than, the value of product + value of promotion + value of place. That means when we (the consumers) pay for a product, some of the money will be for the product itself, another part will be for the product's image, brand name recognition, and promotion, and the last part will be for the products place or location- its convenience. Thats a lot of people your distributing your money to. Once again, i find this fascinating! so it's keeps me in my interesting shoes.Life. Or as i'm gonna call it, "The Cycle". Everyone in this world will have a differnt story to tell, but for most people, the cycle is basically the same. We go to school for 13+ years to find the perfect job, and supposedly live happy after we have that. If your lucky, youll find the love of your life to help you be happier.... the daily life will either be spent at home or out on the town, yeah, friends & family, Dreams & heartache, laughing and fighting, crying & dancing, movies and sports,etc., etc.... it's basically what it is. I think its interesting that you have the option to have a good life. You either stay focused, or you dont- then you crash and burn. Which will bring me to the next thing that keepes me interested in life...The future. The world is constantly changing with new technology and war. And tomorrow's not promised today. It's hard to tell what our future will be like. I could say that in 30 years i'll have my Nightclub established and i'll be filthy rich! But then again, who knows if it'll even be possible? Who knows, what the future will bring.We are constantly changing our looks, our lifestyles, favorite colors, hairstyles, favorite food, our homes, Choice of movies, our interests... nothing ever remains the same. I Love It. Interesting.

I'd like to meet:

Are you really sure of who you'd like to meet?? cuz you neva know when that person walking in the grocery store, who bumpz into you, turnz out to be tha luv of yo life?? im not sayin thiz cuv itz happened to myself, but you know, What If?? Really though, I'd Love to Meet my Grandpa again in Heaven. He's the best man i've ever known!! For sho Christina Aguilera & Rachel McAdams! And pretty much anyone who's not monotone. Although... Gangsta Dan is a cool ass dude.OMG!! I would just love to meet William Wallace, what a fuckin real man, huh??? He knows what loves really about. And myself in the future, so I can see if I made it big or not. Ü.. Myspace Layout Generator-Layoutgen.com
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Music:

All Kinds. . .mostly for the beats. But I mostly listen to hip-hop. I grew up listening to rock-and-roll. . . Eventually I got into hip-hop and rap. . . . but that was after i was stupidly obsedded with pop music. Yeah i know crazy and a little shameful, but i still shamefully listen to it. . . recently though, I got really into Johnny Cash! He's amazing!! My Good friend Link Is also the SHIT! No joke. he's got more talent in his pinky than most ppl have in their whole body! Here's a list with sum of my favorites! 110 2Pac A Tribe Called Quest Aaliyah Bachman Turner Overdrive Big Boi Blackalicious Blaze Ya Dead Homie Bo Bice Bob Marley & The Wailers Bubba Sparxxx Canibus Christina Aguilera Ciara Common Coolio Craig David Creed Creedence Clearwater Revival The Crystal Method Cypress Hill Dark Lotus Darude David Bedingfield Deftones Delerium Diddy Disturbed DJ Clue DJ Manning Dr. Dre E-40 En Vogue Evanescence Eve Eve 6 Fall Out Boy Fountains of Wayne Fuel Gangsta Boo Gavin DeGraw Gorillaz Green Day Guerilla Black Gwen Stefani Hoobastank Hypnotize Camp Posse Ice Cube Incubus India.Arie Insane Clown Posse Jamie Madrox Jay-Z Joaquin Phoenix Johnny Cash Josh Kelley Justin Timberlake Kanye West Kelly Rowland Korn Lauren Hill Led Zepplin Lenny Kravitz Limp Bizkit Link Linkin Prk Ludacris Lynard Skynard Madonna Marcy Playground Maroon 5 Mary J. Blige Method Man Missy Elliot Monoxide Chlid Mr. Cheeks Nappy Roots Naughty By Nature Nazareth Nickelback Nirvana No Doubt The Notorious B.I.G. Obie Trice Otis Redding Outkast Papa Roach Pete Rock & CL Smooth Pink Floyd Prodigy Project Pat Queen Rammstein Red Hot Chili Peppers Redman Robyn The Roots Savage Garden Snow Patrol Stevie Nicks Strange Fruit People Sublime System Of A Down T-Pain T.L.C. The Tamperer Three 6 Mafia Tweet Twista Twiztid U2 Uriah Heep Usher Violent J War Westside Connection White Zombie Wu-Tang Clan Yellowcard Isn't she just fuckin hotT?!?!? DAMN !Dirrty Dirrty!

Movies:

I FUCKIN LUVVVVV MOVIES!!!! I'd make a great movie critic! I'm the kind of person that can go to the theater alone! thats how much i love 'em! If nobodys around am not gonna wait till their free, to go see the movie, i'll watch it alone, then when their free, i'll go with them to see the same flick again. That's if it were good, of course.

Television:

Favorite Channels- HBO, Cinemax, FX, Animal Planet, TBS, ESPN, ABC, MTV, VH1, Comedy Central, AMC, Food Network

Books:

My favorite kind of books are fantasy books!!! I love em!I just like the way it makes you feel, to be a part of another world... Really though, i can't describe that feeling, you just have to know the experience. I'd say my favorites are chronicles or series of books. Check 'em out. ♠The Harry Potter Series, is of course my favorite! Yeah Kelly, that's right! The Order of the Phoenix year 5, is my favorite one, so they better make that movie good as hell!! Because come July 13, 2007, i'll be watching it with high expectations!!! Kelly... maybe you'll be there with me? ♠The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings, my second favorite collection. And yea... when The Hobbit comes out in theaters, i'll be there. What can I say, ummm Read Them! ♠A Wrinkle In Time and companion books. What a great journey it'll take you on! My favorite was Many Waters, it's definately a one of a kind story, very epic. ♠The Chronicles of Narnia- Well... if you've read them, you'll know why. And lets just say one think... The movie could have been a LOT better! ♠The Edge Chronicles- WOW!?!?! What amazing journeys these stories take you to! All the different creatures and the many dangers! Luv Luv Luv them! ♠ A Series of Unfortunate Events- I said god damn! do these kids go through a lot of pain and srife! I haven't read them all (13 of them), but the 6 I have read are all good! The The books, as in the first 3, were a lot better than the movie, but I really love Jim Carey- sorry Kelly, so that makes the movie worth it! The Hank the Cowdog Collection. Im not gonna lie and tell you i've read all 49, but ive read at least 30 of them. Their retardedly funny! Their like a 4 grade reading level, but the writer is 1-of-a-kind! Hankie, Drover and pete the barncat, I luv 'em!

Heroes:

My Mom- 4 alwayz bein there for me, thick and thin! I ♥ you to death!!! My Brothers- without them i wouldn't be who i am today.. dont worry though, u still hate u guyz.. hahaha Katrina- U dumb PussyBitch! thankz for staying my bf throughout the past "9" years. ♥ ya! Now go to hell!!! *lol* Anna H.- 4 bein tha big sista i neva had, u are a great inspiration of a leader in life. Sarah T.- For helpin me overcome the biggest mistake of my life, A.K.B, and making *Me* come alive! J.T.- Yeah girl, you! For always being happy on cloudy days! and keepin everyone smiling! Link- Cause your a fuckin LUCKY son-of-a-bitch, a pureblooded talentfinya!! lol and well, u know i luv ya BITS! 10 years!- oh yeah, i hope you like the pic. Ciera- for bein my be-och, here and there..haha And stayin tru to herself! Yeah!!! you Rock! I miss you... *the face frowns Kristy- For making be believe in myself, and move on from an asshole. And for bein her wild self, and getting her own Kat's hat! hahahaha Ashley- For bein a bitch from day 1. And bein my white sista... hahaha ♥ ya bitch!!

My Blog

*!SPOILER!*--> Pan's Labyrinth, My Review ~In Progress.

Ok... so, i've been anxiously waiting to see Pan's Labyrinth. I wanted to buy it the first day it came out but, the ridiculous store across the meddling highway didn't have it at their video store. So...
Posted by A.R. Palmer on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:24:00 PST

VTv

Good Evening London, Allow me first to apologize.I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of the everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as m...
Posted by A.R. Palmer on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:17:00 PST

A Masked Man

Evey: Who are you     V: Who?          Who is but the form following the function what and what I am is a man   &nb...
Posted by A.R. Palmer on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:02:00 PST

almost 5000!

I almost have 5000 profile views! cRazy!!!But, it's all good. It's what I wanted... although it would be better if people actually joined in on the group conversations I started. Yeah 5 groups... no p...
Posted by A.R. Palmer on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:30:00 PST

girls!


Posted by A.R. Palmer on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:58:00 PST

3 Beautiful People

  3 Beautiful People :) I can't decide who i'd kiss!!May 25, first showing... i'll be in the theatre1I can't wait!!  ...
Posted by A.R. Palmer on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:13:00 PST

some really cool pics I found. :)

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Posted by A.R. Palmer on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

A Thought on Mario Bros.

I have set out on a journeyone that will take me througha vast many places; over rivers, through mountains, and into countless gloomy castles Many dark forces have come in my waybut I have destro...
Posted by A.R. Palmer on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:07:00 PST

what a cool thing

I 've noticed this before, but tonight I uess it just really hit the brain cells.Every job that i've had, i've always had more than 1 duty.I guess it just goes to show how hard or a worker i really am...
Posted by A.R. Palmer on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:04:00 PST

over 4800... whoa

so its been a month since i wrote i had 4500 views... that means in 1 month ive had over 300 profile views!!yeah me...now if only people would start commenting my blogs.......
Posted by A.R. Palmer on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:33:00 PST