...i was the first giraffe born in captivity that could speak...so i told all of the handlers to fuck themselves..and i galloped to hollywood, i had my debut in disneys "The Lion King"..i had like a 5 second appearance in the beginning where i blink my eyes when the sun hits them. method acting is hard..few can do it, and i'm one of them..so suck it. i auditioned for madagascar but was passed on, because the queer who got it slept with the casting director..i refuse to sell my soul...hahaha. yea right...i've dated a few celebs around the way...the most famous being Red from fraggle rock..that ended sooner than it began..(she was too demanding, and couldnt handle the fact that my career is just beginning while her's has ended..). I'm currently on the market and lookin' for love...and i have my eye on a certain young lady...she's blonde and beautiful...( *bats long ass eyelashes at pic in top eight*)...
