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Wit Beyond Measure is Man's Greatest Treasure.

About Me


My name is Ashley Fritz. I'm 18 years old and I have no life. My daily routine consists of waking up at noon, and depending on the day, either going to work or sitting at the computer and running my website. When I do work, (which for those of you that care to notice, I now work at McDonald's.) I put on my gross blue McDonald's shirt and those gigantic black work pants and don my trusty McD's cap and head out into that sultry temptress that is fast food. It pretty much blows the sac of a Probiscus Monkey, but apparently--someone has to do it. I hate people. Customers really make me want to kill myself at times. I never knew there were so many needy assholes in the world. My colleagues are alright, except for the ones that make excuses and in the end, I am left doing their work.The only thing I have to look forward to is coming home and pretending to actually have some sort of meaningful existence. Talking to people that I have never met face to face. Dreaming about horses, books and music. Wishing I had a better plan for myself. I hope to work on that some more. In the end of it, I am just another pathetic human stuck in the perpetual bullshit of "giving my dues to society" and all I have to say about that: It really is not cool.
.Current Favorites. A Month of Harry Potter Book: Waiting for the next Harry Potter of course. Thanks Amazon.com Movie: Not much longer till Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix comes out. Music: Regina Spektor -- Folding Chair Website: postsecret.com
There are many thing that really bug me. And you may think to yourself "..Damn this chick has issues." That may be. I can tell you one thing, people that try so hard to be cool really annoy the fuck out of me. Being cool or whatever you call it is not everything. I rather read a book and pick my nose and have someone call me a nerd, then wear the most expensive Abercrombie clothes and be termed cool. Ugh. Talk about stupid.

My Interests

    Anime Avalon Books California Cats Cinnamon Cooking...not cakes though... _Cornmuffins Crayons Curly hair Drawing Drumline..not the movie retards Eating Glue Eating Lemons Eating Roses Edgar Allen Poe Emily My Friend Emily, the Canine England English People EverQuest Fall season Guy Fawkes Final Fantasy Flat-soled shoes Fluffy hair Friends Frolicking in snow and telling people that I'm a deer Geopgraphy Hair Hands Harry Potter History Japan Japanese People Juice King Arthur Kingdom Hearts Laughing Learning Licking girls Licking guys Lord Of The Rings Manga Making Things Marching Band Mountains Music Ocean Photography Playing Instruments Poetry Plays Rain Reading Rolos Running up and down streets Salad Fingers Short shorts on guys Skateboards Squeezing orange juice in my eyeballs Take 5 The 10th Kingdom Tophats TWIX Watching Movies Wiccan religion WoW Writing

I'd like to meet:



Regina Spektor. Her vocals and music is so completely original it could make me cry. Meeting her would definatly change my perspective on thing more than her music already has.
Also known as King Arthur. Real or imaginary, I would love to know how he must have felt with the trials of his kingdom and the dedication of his heart.
Susan G. Komen. She has changed and saved the lives of thousands of women everywhere. I believe her to be one of the most helpful people ever.
And anyone who ever had a dream and ever had a wish, and ever hoped or loved, or cared or cried, or felt anger or compassion. And anyone who knew that life was precious and to live it how you want.

o_o

Music:

    A Fire Inside Avenged Sevenfold Ayumi Hamasaki Beethoven Blink 182 Breaking Benjamin Bright Eyes Bowling For Soup Cat Power Coldplay Danny Elfman Dashboard Confessional Disturbed Enya Evanescence Frou Frou Green Day Hawthorne Heights Hoobastank Howard Shore Insane Clown Posse John Williams Korn Linkin Park Maroon 5 Mozart My Chemical Romance New Found Glory Nirvana Phil Collins Story Of The Year System Of A Down Taking Back Sunday The Used Velvet Revolver

Movies:

    American Pie Movies Anchorman Austin Powers Movies Billy Madison Blow Boondock Saints Bowling For Columbine The Breakfast Club Brokeback Mountain Cabin Fever Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Dances With Wolves Dawn of The Dead Donnie Darko Any Disney Movies Edward Scissorhands Elf Evil Dead Movies Farenhiet 911 Finding Neverland Garden State Happy Gilmore Harry Potter Movies House of Flying Daggers The Joy Luck Club Kill Bill v.1 & 2 The Last Emperor Legend Lord Of The Rings Movies Lost In Translation Meet The Parents Meet The Fockers Monty Python Movies The Nightmare Before Christmas Panic Room Pirates Of The Carribbean , ALL Resident Evil Movies The Rocky Horror Picture Show Silent Hill Sin City Star Wars Movies Supersize Me Tim Burton's Corpse Bride V for Vendetta The Waterboy Xiu Xiu, Falldown Girl

Television:

    American Dad Bones CSI Degrassi: The Next Generation Family Guy House, MD Law & Order Miracle Workers Radio Free Rosco O'Grady More Coming Soon...

Books:

    Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging by Louise Rennison Edgar Allen Poe Collection by erm...Edgar Allen Poe Georgia Nicholson Series by Louise Rennison Harry Potter Series by JK Rowling The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan Jurassic Park by Micheal Crichton Lord Of The Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley MORE COMING SOON!

Heroes:

    Aquaman- for not being afraid of the ocean. Conan O'Brien - He is literally once of the most hilarious and sexy men alive.

My Blog

Myspace blows.

Fuck you myspace and all of your mainstream gayness. It blows. Long and hard, Tom likes to blow big dicks. Sorry Tom. Your amazing people connection website sucks like a cheap hooker at 2 am.
Posted by "Looking"Glass" on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:53:00 PST

What Has Happened So Far.

Why do I neglect? Purposely, I choose to do certain things over others. It has been some time. Yes, it has. I don't keep up with my life. Oh well, and here I go. I just accept it. What the fuck? Do I ...
Posted by "Looking"Glass" on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 04:38:00 PST

CROCHETING!!!! ROCKS!!!

So ermm...yeah...well...do any of you guys know what Crochet is? I is kinda like knitting but cooler, becuase yeah. Well, I have recently learned how to crochet and it is really fun. You can make bla...
Posted by "Looking"Glass" on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 05:20:00 PST

To much Grass and a headache...not that kinda grass...

So yeah...um...today i did a bit of work outside nothing really. But now i have a sort of a headache becuase it was all mushy and gooey and stuff. And i smell like someone mowed a lawn and then dumped...
Posted by "Looking"Glass" on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 01:47:00 PST

Very Hairy...and a little...um...Scary?

So yeah, happy and semi depressed times lay ahead. Today is Festivus, the 21st was the first holiday of the new year, Yule also known as the Winter Solstice; for me since I am Wiccan. Um and then tomo...
Posted by "Looking"Glass" on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 01:31:00 PST

Funky Pumpkins...Why do pumpkins smell funny?

Why do pumpkins smell funny? I wish they would smell like delicious bread or succulent chicken or something. Not that sour weirdo been growing in the dirt too long smell. Oh well...But still it would ...
Posted by "Looking"Glass" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wait till you taste these Schweddy balls...

Margaret Jo McCullen: Hello. I'm Margaret Jo McCullen. Teri Rialto: And I'm Teri Rialto. Margaret Jo McCullen: And you're listening to ... Together: The Delicious Dish, on National Public Radio. Marg...
Posted by "Looking"Glass" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First and New

Alright everyone, hello. This is my first blog. Not really much to do though. But that is ok. How do you all like my new look for my profile? I think that it is totally awesome. All of the drawings a...
Posted by "Looking"Glass" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST