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Naked Ape

Not a monkey?! Don't be absurd!

About Me

cynical, honest, resilient, resourceful, positive, negative, delirious, caring, a little bitter, loving, a good listener, terrified of human interaction but force myself to do it on a daily basis, talented (or so I'm told), mentally ill (but aren't we all), shy, I love to take my cloths off though i don't do it as often as i used to, down to earth, outspoken, compassionate, grateful, silly, remorseful, stubborn, arrogant, goofy, humble, friendly and a complete asshole, but still a good person. i have lived in the Portland area my whole life, minus a few years when i was traveling. i like wandering through various parts of the city without really knowing where I'm going or where i am. i love my animals (all five of them) and enjoy, coffee, playing music, and hanging out with good quality people. my main objective in life is self improvement, its kind of an on going thing though at times the balance is a little off. no one is perfect, but we can sure as hell try. but I'm not a hippie. I'm not really much of any one thing. just a whole bunch of personality traits squished together to make the monkey you see before you.
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My Interests

Taking pictures of beautiful things
playing music, martial arts, hiking
spelunking (mostly for the photography opportunity)
camping, fishing (though i don't know much about it), getting it on (whatever that means to you), making chain mail, i can knit, porn, writing, reading, playing D&D and a lot of other things i cant think of right at the moment. pretty much im a big dork. Oh, and hail Eris.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a fucking sense of humor.

Music:

Bob Dylan, Rudimentary Peni, Crass, Modest Mouse, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tool, old metalica, janis joplin, tori amos, against me, violent femmes, tom waits, flogging molly, blind melon, god speed you black emperor, jonny cash, old maralyn manson, santana

Movies:

cowboy beebop, fight club, evil alien conquerors, last samurai, edward scissor hands, nightmare before christmas, any kevin smith film, lord of the rings trilogy, pi, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, all the evil dead movies, donny darko, what the bleep do we know, the big lebowski, akira, brave heart, 28 days later, and a bunch others.According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

Television:

Don't really watch it unless someone else is.

Books:

books about physics, metaphysics, philosophy, science fiction, fantasy (if its a good author), and basically anything recommended as a good read.

Heroes:

Anyone that takes an initiative to make changes in their life. And these guys.

My Blog

Here's another to add to the archives

When I finished with this one, I couldn't beleive what I was looking at. It makes me giddy everytime I see it. Needless to say I really reeeeaaaaally like this one.For those of you that don't know, cl...
Posted by Naked Ape on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

They're At It Again

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Posted by Naked Ape on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:50:00 PST

Holy .&*%$ WOW

I was so impressed with this one I decided to blog it. ...
Posted by Naked Ape on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST

I was really impressed with this one

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Posted by Naked Ape on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:59:00 PST

Photos

For those that don't already know, and those that care. I have started posting my photos to flickr. There were just too many to keep posting them here. You can chek them out here:http://flickr.com/pho...
Posted by Naked Ape on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST

Water Drops

This was achieved after taking about 60 photos. Water is tricky like that. ...
Posted by Naked Ape on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

Cloning Revisited

Thought I'd give it another shot, I think I'm getting better at this. now I just need content a little more exciting.So I must say I did not come to this by myself. I was inspired by another photograp...
Posted by Naked Ape on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:34:00 PST

Cloning Is Unethical

So This is my first attempt at cloning myself. It didn't turn out to good, he kept trying to kill me. I suppose I'll have too make the next one a little less like me....
Posted by Naked Ape on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST

I Fucking Heart Water!!!

I had a great fucking day. And my feet really fucking hurt. This one's my favorite....
Posted by Naked Ape on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:27:00 PST

Death can be a beutiful thing.

 The Ice Caves pretty much sucked. They were really shallow, and there was really nothing all that interesting to take pictures of. The forest however was beautiful, a lot of reds and yellows and...
Posted by Naked Ape on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:35:00 PST