One day, you will use a photo I took of you as your profile pic on myspace. This I swear to you.
About Me
Friendly, courteous, mostly house trained. When dirty thoughts leave my brain to go to my mouth, they are filtered through a fine mesh of social programming that leaves my every word sweet, polite, and minty.
My Interests
People and their stories.
I'd like to meet:
An alternate reality version of myself where I am cool.
Music:
Anything on the Ninja Tune label
Movies:
Top 3: Dr. Strangelove, Starship Troopers, and Chungking Express