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The Protagonist

One day, you will use a photo I took of you as your profile pic on myspace. This I swear to you.

About Me

Friendly, courteous, mostly house trained. When dirty thoughts leave my brain to go to my mouth, they are filtered through a fine mesh of social programming that leaves my every word sweet, polite, and minty.

My Interests

People and their stories.

I'd like to meet:

An alternate reality version of myself where I am cool.

Music:

Anything on the Ninja Tune label

Movies:

Top 3: Dr. Strangelove, Starship Troopers, and Chungking Express