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i hate describing myself. i'd hate to think myself arrogant enough to try to point out all the "good" things about me. so, instead, i bring you funfacts about Heather:
*my dog, tuffy, is my reason for living. his name is tuffy because i lost a person very close to me that wanted to get a dog and name him tuffy. hence, my dog being named tuffy. he is an adorable hyena/wolf with tiger stripes and is easily the smartest dog i have ever seen. i love him and miss david. everyday.
*i try to make people smile as often as possible, even about stupid, fleeting shallow things.
*i am originally blonde. however, i think that the superhero red is now who i am. Phoenix.
*i CANNOT fall asleep before 4 am.
*my favorite color, beyond doubt, without question, is orange. bright orange. orange and blue together if i gotta combine.
*i don't smoke cigarettes, i smoke cloves, and i only really smoke them when i am driving, so it gets annoying when people constantly ask me to bum a cigarette or if i want one. especially when they are my close friends who make the same mistake EVERYDAY.
*i keep losing weight then gaining weight then losing weight then gaining weight... is it a coincidence this happens everytime i start to drink or not drink soda again? i think not.
*i sometimes talk to much, about things no one cares about but me, but at least i care about them.
*i once had my eyelid pierced. yeah, i said eyeLID.
*my breasts are seriously huge... and FABULOUS.
*my mom is honestly the best person you will meet in your life. ever. and i'm not just bragging... it's true.
*i've dated boys super older and super younger. and now i realize i pretty much don't care how old they are... i just want someone who makes me feel young.
*i know more about wine than a lot of people. does that make me sophisticated?
*when single, i have a weakness for mohawks and/or brightly colored hair. and if you're tall and skinny too, i'm yours.
*i've been in love thrice. maybe 4 times. bet most of you on my friends list know who.
*i'm a beer snob.
*i have a turtle. i had two, but one commited suicide by jumping off my balcony. i like to think he actually escaped to the sewers and became king of turtle island somewhere.
*i could listen to coheed and cambria everyday for the rest of my life. really. i'll leave the light on awhile.
*i have been to six countries outside the US.
*i am a hopeless romantic and probably know more ridiculous song lyrics than you think is possible.
*i met one of the coolest people i have ever known over the internet.
*i have had both my nipples and my hood pierced. amongst other things.
*i cry when watching most episodes of buffy the vampire slayer.
*i drink, i have premarital sex, i have done many drugs, and i don't apologize for it. you shouldn't either.
*when i finally find a guy that can stand me, i tend to get googly-eyed. we'll see what happens...
so, there's some stuff about me.
"I will never betray my goon dock friends / We will stick together until the whole world ends / Through heaven and hell, and nuclear war / Good pals like us, will stick like tar / In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies / I am proudly declared a fellow Goonie."
"i drink much less than people think, and i think much more than most people would believe. I am quite sincere about some of the things which people take very lightly, and almost insultingly unconcerned about some of the things which people take most seriously. In short, I am basically anti-social: certainly not to an alarming degree, but just more so than i appear to be. and finally, the more i try to explain myself, the more apparent it becomes that i'm not doing a very good job of it." -HST, 11/17/57
*www.livejournal.com/users/thepsychoblonde*
